68th - There is no rest for the Wicked (and the insanely attractive)

DISCLAIMER - THIS BLOG WON'T MAKE AS MUCH SENSE IF YOU DIDN'T READ MY LAST BLOG. GO READ IT NOW. AND COMMENT! I WORKED ON THAT FOR THREE DAYS! I ALSO WORKED HARD ON THIS ONE. COMMENT DAMNIT!

You will recall I mentioned on my last blog, that my next blog [this one] would be super Narcissistic. Well, I'm going to have to disappoint, partially. This was going to go down in history as the Uber Blog. I'm was going to set the bar for narcissism for the next thousand years. Then I thought about the Princess Yalnee and the Pharaohs and Paris Hilton. Then I got some responses back and well, now my ego is a bit bruised. Apparently, this exercise is a lot more ego-bruising [still amusing] than stroking.

I've edited my real name out, even though I'm sure everyone who didn't know my name, knows it by now anyway. I've decided to keep the comments anonymous. I won't actually use the word anonymous because it's an ugly word and for some reason faaking impossible to spell. Lastly, I decided not to post some comments because they are almost identical to another. So, if you see you comment but the wording is a wee different, I didn't alter is, someone just said it before you did. Here we go...


"Sixth thinks he's the alpha male of the universe but in reality, he's quite the narcissistic asshole who's about this close ->|<- to being gay. Read on for more details you don't need to know but is written purely to satisfy his egotistical self... he is generous in a idiot squandering way."

This seemed like a good one to start with.I didn't realize people had such negative things to say about me. She didn't even think about this too long. I asked and this response came back in like twenty seconds.


"Sixth is a pretty strange guy. I can never anticipate how people are gonna react to him. I usually expect some big rivalry or conflict, but that doesn’t seem to have happened yet. He has this really evil mind, but I’m still convinced he’s a good guy anyway. He takes way too much pleasure out of torturing others. He also seems to think that the point of life is being endlessly amused. And he’s overly concerned with life being as random as possible, at all times. Eats too much sugary foods. A surprisingly capable human being. Impossible to shop for. His taste in food, clothing, and general accessories is way too high maintenance and princessy. Most aggravating person I’ve ever met aside from family. He is very interesting though, and unlike anyone else I know. Which is good, because I don’t think I could handle two of him."

Alright, that was pretty much the kind of thing I was expecting, sorta. This sounds like something a teacher would say to my parents. Minus the bit about shopping. I wonder how many times the word, "princess" or variations of it will come up. Lets count. ["princess" count - 01].


"...definitely the most UNIQUE person I know… (unique can be loosely interpreted….crazy being very closely related). Who knew I’d end up being friends with the craziest of Asma’s crazy Q’s. A strange character, who says everything and anything on his mind- uncensored (which is always delightful). And although he seems like an angry devil child born only to Satan…. deep down (very very VERY deep down)…he’s not so bad."

You have no idea how long I've had a crush on this girl and this is what she thinks of me. I'm not sure how I feel about this. It's sweet, but she thinks I'm a freak. Things could get complicated.


"You have your own brand of logic that does not resemble our Earth logic. Your excess of self confidence is both inspiring and aggravating. You can be cruel, and we're not sure whether you know this and do it on purpose, or have no intention to crush someone else's fragile spirit. However, you have a smile that turns women's knees to jello at 50 feet and can be a fantastic listener."

50 FEET FAAKERS!! I think this one makes up for the ego-bashing I received on that first one. Since when do I smile? Asmar always tells me to, "stop that" when I am smiling.


"..is always there for me whenever I need him... makes fun of my wardrobe."

Nice & Sweet. I do pick on him about his wardrobe a lot, but that's because he ruins my ties. I love my ties. I think it's pretty obvious who this is.


"Sixth is an interesting individual. He seems to have a rather peculiar facade on about himself but I think he is a little less complex that he appears - not in a bad way."

I am not complex. I'm basically a walking/talking ego. That about sums me up.


"My little brother who wants people to think he is a sexy, arrogant jerk is actually a caring human being who will always be there when you need him the most. He wants to be evil, but he can't help being nice..."

It's always a little disturbing to hear your sister use the word, "Sexy" in relation to her little brother. She only thinks I'm nice because I gave her a lizard. She doesn't know about that thing of hers I destroyed.


"...about the one they call "Sixth" I realize that my thoughts do not have to be in any sequential order since, after all, we all know his thoughts are always all over the place and so out there. So here are my random thoughts about Sixth, in no particular order:

- He is strange.

- He is opinionated.

- He says he's not down with the cousin lovin' and yet he is the first in line to take a cousin licking picture. Enough with you Q's and your gross licking pictures!

- He is good with computers and I use that to my advantage whenever I can. :P

- He is entertaining.

- His inability to stop spending absurd amounts of money on useless crap astounds me.

- He's...how can I put this diplomatically?...He's never at a loss for words. :P

- He should buy me presents."

That's the politest way someone's ever said, "He never shuts up". Very diplomatic. I'm not down with the cousin lovin' but I am definitely down with the cousin lickinl' and I've decided now, after this comment, I'm down with the Harley lickin' too. [I was going to say "Horse Lickin'" for the new alias, but that would have brought about a whole new page of comments]. Prepare yourself [By this I mean, wash any grimy/slimy wee student crap off your face before I see you]


"he's an ass/jerk/loser/assjerk/etc"

This one came up a lot. Assholes. I credit this to lack of creativity.


"Zaraf is a dumbass....that is all"

Somebody, not naming any named, Edward, can't spell.

GOOD	BAD
- good looking	- very aware of it
- smart	- very aware of it
- charming	- very aware of it
- jerky	- perfectly okay with it
- well dressed	- wears capes in public
- generous	- no “don’t buy” button
- creative	- uses creative powers for evil
- very good flirt	- shameless flirt
- reads all types of books	- including comic books

There is nothing I can say to that. It's pretty much spot on. I was glad someone gave me a chart though.


"He Todd Bertuzzied me and made my elbow bleed. but he made up for it by taking me on a date. It was a good time except for him playing Celine Dion in the car that whole time."

I said i was SORRY! I can't believe you still remember that. You took me on some creepy route by the end of which, i was fairly sure you were going to rape, murder and eat me. Not necessarily in that order. Celine Dion was punishment. I didn't enjoy it either. It had to be done.


"... Zekkie, Jaffar and many other names that i don't feel the need to mention..Mr. i think it got bigger (Erin Mills)..this is the guy who when he first met me said "Ohh i thought you were blue." Ummmm what!!! What person is actually blue?? This is also the guy who loves to insult me for being Tamil, nice and sorry Zekkie but what culture are you from again?! Okkie but seriously all in all the guy can be nice its very rare when he is, I think we get along due to our love of Star Trek..shut up I know some of you reading this are closet geeks yourself."

I'm a Martian. I never said you weren't a *sound effect* HOT Tamil. I'm sorry. I know it's tacky but it's gotta be said. Florina is a Hot Tamale! Damnit! Now, I want candy. We all love Star Trek and most of us are proud of it. My sister used to watch DS9 with me but she'll never admit it.


"What do you call someone who thinks of all he can do to make the conversation awkward before saying anything else - Sixth"

I don't put a lot of effort or thought into it. This goes back to what Mr. Horse said earlier and what Shiv said when she was quoting Apu, "I cannot believe you don't shut up!"


"... is a bastard…like all other men…although some ppl would like to disagree…but I still stick to my statement…of him being a bastard…but he’s not like other bastards…you only feel like killing him sometimes…when he mentions certain names he knows he shouldn’t..YOU KNOW WAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!…Oh and if you can’t get enough of Sixth…walk into bestbuy…go towards hometheater..and ask for Link…trust me…its just like talking to him…their mannerisms (yes you have those)…and the sarcastic comments they love to make…and the way they just talk…its crazy!!!! Oh but link is taller…yeh….so back to Sixth…he can be nice too I guess…at times…like he helped me with my teacher’s application…but don’t think he’s just tooo nice…I think he did it cuz I helped him…I’m his “maid”!! wooohoo!! Yehh!!! His maid!!..that’s right!!…DUM DUM DUM!! Hahaha….back to Sixth again….he has changed over the years I must say…doesn't act all high and mighty..wait he still does that…Sixth…in the end…is a bastard…and always will be…but I guess he can be nice at times..haha…oh and wats up with his “pebbl”…I HATE THAT PHONE!! ITS HORRIBLE!! AND UGLY!!! AND HORRIBLE!!! IT DESERVES TO BE DROPPED A MILLION TIMES!!! AND THEN BURNED!!!…is this enough Sixth Or do you want me to go on about you Who the hell asks people to write about him…only you!!! Seee…the boy is WEEIRRDDD!! Haha..but this was fun….now I shall go…"

Crazy lady say, "What?"


"Makes funny faces at the most random and awkward moments. Mostly the moment is awkward cuz of his random face making. Is always up to something ... or not ... i guess we will never know. Makes people smell his armpits and does a bootie dance to annoy me. One day I will get back at him. One day ..... "

My armpits smell fantastic. Ask anybody who's smelt em. Oh, I hope they never stop making my deodorant. I've got a butt gyration add-on now that would make a large black woman proud!


"Despite being known to most as being THE most narcissistic person in existence, Sixth is the kind of guy that can forget all about himself when it comes to someone he truly cares about. While he is completely cocky about himself, he has the ability to be fiercely loyal and completely there for his closest friends and family. He's my boulder with wings....as he helps me stay grounded when I get out of control, and helps me fly when i dig myself into a depressing little hole."

Awwww. As it stands, I'm a Red Bull commercial targeted at boulders. I always thought boulder was a word used to describe stupid people. This could be a wee little joke that I'm not getting.


“When I first met him, I was convinced he hated me. Since then, we’ve become cool… I am now known as Twig, or skinny bitch. : ) And to me, he will always be the man who has a moral opposition to eating baklava lol.”

Just so we're clear. I have never called her a "Skinny Bitch" no matter how many times a thought it. However, Twig is under the misconception that she is intimidating *snicker* - She's not. Baklava is gross.


So, there - That's me. According to you - That was vaguely narcissistic and ego-stroking, wasn't it? Mome, I'm still mad at you. You know why.

As a minor side-note. I hate most of you. Expect Revenge.

Be good.


ZQ

p.s. Since this entire blog is comments from people, I don't think many people will be leaving comments. So go to THIS LINK and play the game. Leave your top score in the comments section. 5 bucks to whomever is at the top a week from now. Don't cheat. It ruins in fun.

67th - You're consistant. You always were an asshole. You still are an asshole. Chances are you will still be an asshole in the future.

Pictures were provided by various sources from various events. This must be my most picture filled blog yet.

Anyway, I was thinking about what Momarian said a long time ago, that blogs are self-indulgent. As true as that is and as okay with that I am, I decided that I'm going to write a blog about other people. The other people being you. So here's to you. Note - I just chose random thoughts. If you get offended, let me know and I might replace it with another random thought. I can write a lot more about each and every one of you. I'm still adding people in who asked to "approve" whatever i write about them.

Sarah / "Random-Thoughts-of-a-Qureshi" girl / Tink [It's a bed wetting thing. But she's working hard to get past it] - Talks to her cat and has recently had a big moment in her life. Also had a lot of things in her room broken by forces unknown. I blame the cat.

Picture [left] - What the hell Nadia's doing is any body's guess. I think that's going to end up being the Kitchen-Dance soon enough.

Nadia / Nad / Nadi / etc - Recently became a Scrubs fanatic. Likes the lizard from Mushu. Will laugh hysterically at the phrase, "I'm going to burn your balls", whichever context you say it in.

Sophia / Sophie - Is engaged. Is also the Bollywood Newspaper. She knows everyone's business in Bollywood.

Picture [right] - Iqbal came as my date to Sameera's birthday party.

Iqbal / Iqster /Sick-Ball / Etc - Has a blog. We don't know why. Is currently a Big Moment is someone's life. This is not a fat joke.

Abbas / Sabba / Babu - Has a weird thing about Jackie Chan lately. Still watches Price is Right.

Haider /Haidy / Tamatar / "Baby" - Shares my thing about trying random drinks. A little obsessed with F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Does that actually stand for anything? Is tall. And who can forget, 919. Whatever the hell that means.

Picture [left] - Asmar & Me on Haider's surprise birthday party thing. Also, Sarah is a Camera *****. She can fill in the blanks.

Asmar / Smuffy / Ain't-No-Mountain-High-Enough Girl - Has too many pairs of glasses. Likes the ugly one from Grey's Anatomy. Giggles at the mention of Mr. Lube.

Mr. Horse / Harley / Straight-From-the-Horse's-Mouth Girl - Is a teacher of wee ones. Makes baby blankets but is yet to knit me a onezie. *hint hint* Has one of the coolest rooms in Markham. Possibly even the GTA.

Hadia / non-bio Mom / Had - Can now actually be up and about by 12 noon. This was not possible in previous years. The end is near. Beat up a pregnant woman.

Shivali / Skimbleshanks / Jungle Book /Niki [family only] - Takes fencing and has finally kicked the habit of stealing my pretty red Zippo. Will probably kick my ass for this entirely non-offensive comment. Poster child for the Napoleon Complex. Okay, now I deserve to get my ass kicked, a little.

Yalnee / Princess Yalnee / Confessions-of-the-World's-Greatest-Princess girl- Is an Honorary Qureshi. Has a grown up job with her own cubicle and everything. Is overly nice when there's no need to be. Hasn't yet learned people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. Has mole. A fellow narcissist.

Waleed - Laughs like a girl/hyena hybrid. Have video to prove this.

Picture [right] - Flomo & Shiv out in the snow. This is in Renfrew. Yes, that's a real place. It's the Canadian equivalent to Shitkicked, Idaho in the States. Except the people are nicer. Well, the two that I've met. I wanna visit this place. They've got hay bails. I saw pictures. Wanna see up close.

Florina / Flo / Flomo - Calls her mom, Moogie [What Quark calls him mom. If you don't know who Quark is, you lose 20 cool points]. Will be marrying someone with the last name, Flores to be known as, Florina Flores. Gets nicotine cravings even thought she doesn't smoke.

Sophia / Asmar's Friend - I don't know her all that well. Has a thing against me since I made fun of her for liking Coldplay when they were underground or something like that. Something regarding Coldplay.

Pinky - Gets annoyed when I call her Pinky, which is always. Uses the word, "baby" way too much. And of course, whatever the hell 919 means. I'm assuming it's something to do with the cult she belongs to.

Shell / Porch-of-Doom girl - Has two blogs. One blog is read exclusively by me and one other girl. Is into theatre and sword fighting.

Nilusha - The only girl who's argued with me to prove she's Tamil. Likes cats. Is very allergic to cats. Wont tell me Telus secrets.

Mona - Has tried on several occasions to maim me with her ugly shoes. Is still planning on. I'm betting they're still ugly shoes. Has a clone.

Nomi - Human Map Quest. Very mild mannered and easy going until we're playing Free-4-All Hockey. Then the gloves come off. Has been shut-out by yours truly. Has beaten me once.

Picture [left] - Me, Momes & Haider - I can't find the picture, but there's a picture of my mom making the same face with Momes. This is at the Dreaded Hall of Omni.

Momarian / Peter Pan - Strange ability of knowing what's happening or going to happen in my life before I do. Fits into his clothes from seven years ago.

Hina / Mehek - Has Heelies. Doesn't use Heelies. Likes Desi movies. Has been told on several occasions to "Relax"

Abu - Used to make me help him with handy-man stuff. Used to get paid with toonies [that's a two-dollar coin for you American folk]. Scares little children.

Picture [left] - Thomas on St. Patrick's Day! This is why people from Renfrew are cool.

Thomas / Tom Tom - Blushes very easily. Doesn't seem threatening, but your girlfriend will probably leave you for him. Likes the brown girls.

Taline / Tally - Apparently hates me. For which reason, I'm not sure.

Vins - Acts very grown up for someone who sleeps with giant cookie monster. My sister is love with her butt. Owns lulumoon pants.

Picture [right] - Adolf loving his Khakis.

Adolf - Could charm the pants off of you. Didn't like Jews. Loved Khakis. If you wear stuff from the GAP, you support the murder of innocent Jews and bad fashion taste.

Jibba the Hutt - Best facial expressions ever. Also, a very calm baby. Experiment Baby # 2.

Bobbles / Bilu - Has a creepy foot fetish. Also has been witnessed whimpering, "Manny, Blanket" in his sleep. Likes Godfather Movies.

Nino - Has really strange allergies. Tells the best and most offensive jokes which if I ever use, I have to credit to her just because of how good they are.

Momi - Is Mona's clone.

My neighbors to the Left - Deaf & Dumb

My neighbors to the Right - Potheads. Could you ask for better neighbors?

picture [right] reema at her birthday party! looking very happy.

Reem - Has the softest hair ever felt on an adult. It's very cool. Her and Her sister call each other by the same nick name. I know it's weird. Arabs...

Amaan - Owns the same jacket as me in a different colour. We have been confused for an "item". By opinion, is very pretty [not my opinion]. Didn't vote Qureshi in the recent elections.

Saima - Has the most patronizing laugh in the world. Will laugh at almost anything.

Taj - The long version of her name is complicated. She's kinda of neurotic and insane and a man-hater, which makes her perfect for being Shiv's best friend. If you really wanna piss her off, mention things that are against "her religion" that only she follows or mention "her boy" who is imaginary but still pisses her off.

Samar - Gives wicked evil Cut-Eye. I've only heard stories but apparently, if looks could kill, she would be setting people on fire. I'm yet to see this, even though I try very hard to annoy her. Her and her sister get a weird kick out of asking which one seems older. For the love of God, don't answer them.

Picture [left] - This is Zuwania & Caboose. Zuwania was with Caboose when the incident mentioned below happened.

Caboose / "Jesus-was-Christian" girl / Artie - Has been added to the "Caboose's People" list for getting lost in a Sobey's. Her dad loves trains, hence the name. Signature Phrase, "Don't make fun of me!" and "My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!"



Picture [right] - Mina at her first Dhol Party. She looks eerily happy. "besharam!"

Mina - Likes them "Whoopers". Is getting married in December. Has eaten gum off the sidewalk. Read Asmar's blog for a fun Mina story.

Junaid - Is half my age. Is taller than me. Makes weird faces all the time.

Amaad - Car Nut and a really big smack talker. Really BIG.

Picture [left] - Me and Fiona. This is from a really really really long time ago. Grade 10, I think.

Fiona / Lilan - One of the coolest people I know. Considering she used to he a super wet-blanket in High School.

Fadi - Game Nazi!

Ambler - Youngest and the tallest. weird beyond comprehension. Even I find her weird. Gets flustered very easily. Which is lots of fun. Also, likes horror movies and other scary things because she's a giant pansy and gets scared easily.

Picture [right] - Amaad & Junaid making weird faces. I believe i mentioned this earlier. Like 2 lines ago.

Sameera - Even though she may not seem it, she may be the least high maintenance girl I know. Also, she doesn't lend very well to nick names. Did take 15 minutes to change from one pair of blue jeans to another pair of blue jeans that looked exactly the same.

My Mother / The Female Saddam - Laughs at Fart Jokes. A lot. In her defense, her entire family is like that. However, she's the ONLY skinny one in her family. The rest of them are very very very spherical in shape.

Picture [right] - I couldn't find the Gay Sailor picture so the bald one is going up instead. He seems happy about it.

Andy - Bald Gay Sailor! We have pictures. He likes em' Young.

Mansoor. AKA Devem - Is also getting married in December. This won't bode well for his Anime addiction.

Hassan - Dr. Qureshi as we call him. All grown up and mature and stuff. Married, kids. However, I will always remember him as the suicidal lemming I keep hearing stories about. He once put on his superman cape and jumped off the monkey bars.

Picture [left] - This picture meets two requirements. It shows that Saira is insane. Also, Sacha took this picture.

Saira - Insane. See picture.

Sacha / ....Meheehee...I won't say it - Has the saddest allergy known to man. She's allergic to apples. Can seriously kick my ass for making fun of her. I'm hoping it never comes to that. Sushi...mehehehe...

Adidi - The most stressed out seventeen-year-old to date. Really smart, except has a thing for cow-shit [it's weird, i know. there might be some German in her]. Also, likes the thug types.

Picture [left] - This is Sumi being Cute, which is basically always. SO this is Sumi being Sumi.

Sumi - Little. Very Hyper. Literally ran before she walked. Shivali wants to steal her. Qudsia, be warned.

House - Was the pregnant woman who got beat up by Hadia. Owns Jibba the Hutt.

My Father / Daddy / Nanu [not to me, to others] - Can take out his teeth and scare the crap out of little kids. Still hasn't started balding [WOOOHOOO GENETICS!]. However, had white hair since he was like, twenty-five.

Aniesa - Littler Still. Very Cute. Very aware of it. Throws little temper tantrums.

Picture [left] - This is the best picture of that Dhol Party. I have no idea how he managed to make his face look like that. But that's Moon for ya.

Moon - Waves controller around like a mad man when playing video games. Will kick out asses something serious when playing the Wii.

Asima. AKA Asi - Who can talk on the phone, do her make up, speed and tailgate all at the same time. Not Asima. But she tries. Her car is proof. Also very little.

Omer - Even Littler. Very Cute. One of two children I have ever picked up before they were one. Experiment Baby # 1.

Picture [right] - Zarlish looking up. Apparently, she doesn't like her nose. I can't think of any reason why?

Zarlish / Garlic - Doesn't like to be called Garlic. Or Relish.

Khalid - Is mysteriously around when balled up tissues are being thrown around.

Saddaf - Is a punk! I'm still mad at her. She doesn't talk to me!

Harley - Used to make those weird Angel things. There's a huge Photo of her in Aldergrove P.S. Has a very cool Harley Quinn Tattoo.

Alright, so now everyone knows a little bit more useless crap about each other. I'm going to stop. My next blog entry will be more traditional and be as always, about me. I feel very left out right now. Enjoy the last picture.

I've decided, after watching happy feet, i am adding penguins to the list of things I'm afraid of.

Picture [below] - Somebody explain what I'm thinking or doing. Well, I'm standing on the stairs. Why am I making that face though? I don't get it.

Something fun. My blond moment. I do a lot of stupid and careless things. This one is a clear winner [for now]. So, i woke up today after an hour and a half of sleep. Showered, Shaved [I've decided I look fat when I'm clean shaven] and got dressed. I went about my day and ran my errands. Then I went for physio which is loads of fun [they make me exercise, then electrocute me and then i get my neck, back and bum prodded and then I'm sent home] and as I was walking up the stairs to the second floor, I noticed that I am a genius. I was wearing two different shoes. I decided to play it off and hoped that nobody would notice. They did. Chicks especially notice that sort of thing right away. So, that was today.

Be good.


ZQ

66th - More pointless than an unsharpened pencil

I've updated my links. go visit places.

Before you continue. I made useless quiz which took me longer than I care to admit. Let this be a lesson to you to never let me get bored. TAKE QUIZ and post your results in the comments section.

You done? Good.

I have to say that the title for the movie, John Tucker must Die is grossly exaggerated. They don't even try to kill the guy. Not even once. They only mention running him over with a car one time!

Lately, i watched a whole faaking bunch of movies. I mean a lot. Here my pointlessly quick reviews. 01. star trek nemesis - WTF? Land battle? 02. Over the Hedge - Meh. Turtle was cool thought. 03. The Devil Wears Prada - Didn't even make it half way through before I got bored. I do like Meryl Streep[sp] thugh. 04. the covenant - it's like the craft but with a pretty boy, a normal boy, a biker boy, a gay/nick carter boy and a badass boy. There was a story line but I was unaware of it. 05. The Family Stone - It's so awkward. It's embarrassingly funny! The blonde horse is in it, though. 06. Batman Beyond. Return of the Joker - You can't go wrong with Batman. . . Unless you count Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman & Robin. 07. The Spy who Shagged Me - It just never gets old. Hilarious. I don't remember what else i watched. That seems enough!

DAMNIT! my Dr. No "backup" is not in English or French. This sucks! I think it's German.

Yea, I've really got nothing more to say.

There are only two things that scare me. One, that a disease will wipe out the entire female population. Two, that Rosie O'Donnell will find a cure. That and raccoons with light-sabers. That won't end well for anybody.

Be good.


ZQ