August 26, 2009

172nd - And Repeat

Sixth enters Bathroom. Strips down. Turns shower to comfortable temperature. Enters Shower. Rinses down. Braces himself. Turns water dial to COLD. Steadies. Applies shampoo. Rinses shampoo. Brushes teeth. Applies conditioner. Applies manly body wash with manly loofa. Rinses off. Applies face-wash. Rinses off face-wash. Washed toes and unders of feet with body wash and pumice stone. Rinse off. Gets out of shower. Dries hair. Feels funny. Looks in mirror. Gets back into shower. Rinses out conditioner...

It pretty much went downhill from there.

Next time, I'll blog about shaving.



zQ

August 22, 2009

171st - NOTHING!!

Last night I had to change a flat tire. Whatever, no big deal. Changing the flat tire took a grand total of maybe ten minutes. I was being closely supervised by my father, my neighbor, my other neighbor (whose wife severely dislikes me), his son and a small child of unknown origin. In ten minutes I got:
3 mosquito bites on my back.
2 mosquito bites on my left arm.
1 mosquito bite on my right arm.
1 mosquito bite on my shoulder.
1 mosquito bite on my foot.
2 mosquito bites on my neck.
1 bee sting on my neck.

My five supervisors: Not a single thing. NOTHING!

The only thing I learned from this, I'm pretty much vampire bait.


zQ

August 5, 2009

170th - Airport Security

We were at the airport and it has to be said, their security is getting pretty lax. We found this is the parking spot next to ours.


That's right. That's a snake. A dead one.


zQ