35th - unlimited doesn't mean endless...

people from rogers a bunch of shitheads. i want all of them, with the exception of three people that i know work for them who aren't bastards to be hung upside-down and taken advantage of by a large horse/shark type creature. twice. it'll be a different sensation each time. i'll deal with them today too.

so, a couple of days ago was haider's and bunty's birthday. happy birthday to them both. i was gonna blog on that day but never got around to it and i started this blog like three times and stopped because i just couldn't go on or something shiny caught my eye. by something shiny, i of course mean the game cube i've borrowed from amina. MARIO KART N-WORDS!!

over the past few days i reread most of my blog including the comments. i think this may have been the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. "don't u now just feel a little more unoriginal than u already are?" i can't believe i didn't notice this zinger earlier on. this is the kind of thing that stays with you. i have no idea who this would be. it's just bitchy so that leads me to one person but she thinks blogs are so beneath her and people who have blogs are posers [i'm assuming posing to be people who keep journals] and trend whores [well, can't argue with that]. you know who you are.

ok, i wanted to mention this but i'm not sure how appropriate it would be and who's reading my blog. for all i know my dad is reading this to keep tabs on me. so i'm not gonna tell this story but i am gonna mention that i was very distracted at work yesterday. there was something i really wanted to see to but didn't. now, two of you know this story. don't spread it around or post it.

how many friggin people are in justice league unlimited. first one to give me a complete list gets a prize. same rules. must not be affiliated with DC in anyway, must live within fifteen minute driving range of me. but here's my actual question. half of them can fly, half of them can't. the ones that cant fly get jetted over to the site where they are needed. the others fly. now, i can't fly myself but i would assume flying requires some sort of effort [with the obvious exception of superman]. wouldn't they be friggin tired by the time they got to the site. and why is it that wonder woman, who can fly, flies the jet? and why does batman get his own private jet? yes, i know batman is the man [eat shit superman. batman has kicked your ass before and he'll do it again if you get uppity] but still, in the interest of equality. and i thought the justice league cartoon was for kids. wonder woman, while talking to the atom says, "i need both my hands" and sticks him in her cleavage and i could have sworn he had a grin on his face.

i know everyone has been sized up by someone but have you any of ever been sized up by a banker? i think it's more intrusive than getting a physical by someone who really enjoys their work. it's not fun. avoid it if you can.

alright, time to go do work.

later days


zq

p.s. there isn't enough flaming in the world.