49th - does this smell like chloroform to you?

20 - nobody has guessed it yet. and no, i will not just tell you.

before i begin. i am losing my shit. this specific shit i'm talking about is my books. i miss them. i'm missing a lot of them. please return them to me. you may re-borrow them but i need to see them first. my shelf is getting to look kinda bare which is odd because i keep buying more books but my shelves still manage to look more and more empty. so please, if you have any books of mine, bring them back please and then you may by all means, re-borrow them but the step of them coming back must be observed in every case. i know my wicked is basically destroyed and one of my star wars books is missing. i'd like to know the state of my other stuff.

caboose update - caboose punked me the other day. it was a good one. i don't remember what it was about but it was interesting. i really wished i remembered because i remember being amused and thinking, "i'm blogging this". anyway, kudos to caboose. if you're wondering why this was worth mentioning, its because caboose doesn't get these shots in very often and it's important to encourage people when they do something amusing.

ok, so everyone who read the last blog said my wants list is too stupid and i should release an acceptable version of it. so here it is: batman begins dvd - lord of the rings extended edition boxed set - lord of the rings musical tickets - wicked tickets - the battle tanks from thinkgeek.com - the buddha board - interesting t-shirts - stuff, useless stuff. you know what? screw this. i'm not helping people buy me shit for my birthday. you wanna get me something [as you should] you should be able to think of something on your own. no more lists from me.

random news - i was downtown with shiv checking out a friend's gig [andy came too] and we decided to get some street meat while we wait. we were walking to the TD across the street to get some cash and this homelesss dude asked if we had any spare food or money. we didn't but since i was getting a hotdog, i asked him if he wanted to come with and i'll but him a hotdog. he said no thanks and instead asked for fries from mcdonalds. a picky homeless guy? go figure. he was sitting outside a mcdonalds so i figured, what the hell, why not but still. strange, no? he had a dog too. . .

afterwards we grabbed some dinner at the friendly thai, which was pretty good. me loves mango salad...

so i bought myself a gift. i've wanted these shoes for a very long time. about two years, i think. and they're so hard to find. i found them once a few months ago but with a very small price tag with a very very big number written on it in very small neat writing. so i decided not to get them. being responsible... on saturday, i was out with shiv and i found them at sports check and they were cheap [well, significantly cheaper] i didn't have the cash on me so i put them on hold. i figured i could talk a sibling into buying them for me - it didn't work. so come monday, i bought them myself. they're sooo cool!! by the way, they're heelys, if you're wondering. they're sooo cool!! anyway, they were a bit expensive and i really could use the monies for other things so i'm really thinking about returning them but i REALLY don't want to. what to do? im taking votes...

oh, check this out - this is the warning sticker on the bottom of the shoe, " WARNING - by peeling this sticker, you agree to waive the right to sue Heeling Sports Limited and their owners, officers, directors, employees and/or representative for any injury, death, property damage, or incidental or consequential damages arising from the use of this product. You also agree to assume and accept all risks of serious bodily injury arising from the use of this product. This agreement is intended to provide comprehensive release of liability, but is not intended to assert any claims or defences prohibited by law" these shows are mainly sold to nine-year-olds. what kind of irresponsible, jackass parent is buying these for their kids?

i ran into the angry brown girl! the angry brown girl was this chick who used to work at FS with me and then she randomly disappeared. she was a seasonal. she's so angry. not angry for any specific reason. none that i can point out, anyway. i was at a birthday party over the weekend and i see this girl and i'm looking at her like i know her from somewhere and she walks over and starts talking to me. i'm like, "holly shit! angry brown girl" she doesn't like that name which makes it all the more fun. but yea, i met angry brown girl again.

my book recommendation of the blog is fight club by chuck palinuk. friggin awesome book. friggin awesome movie. god damned terrible video game. avoid the video game at all costs. just read it and watch it. both experiences are very good. for you sensitive ones, it's not about violence or destruction, it's about evolution. it's about like six hundred things. just read it, watch it, don't play it.

so, my new cell phone still isn't here. i'm getting a little pissed and the antsy-ness is dying down, which really is no fun. by the way, i got, or am getting the motorola pebl in maroon. it's soo pretty. i can't wait for it to get here. if you're going to make any comments about how i'm girl, stuff it. sideways. note - for the people who know how much this purchase has cost, don't share.

oh, guess who's working stupid hours stupid if you guessed me, you would be most correct. i'm working at 8am up until about 4/430am. screwed up huh? i also might be doing the same shift the following the day. i'm going to die. all are invited to my funeral. same stipulation as the previous invite to my funeral.

i had to share this, "so, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" stewie from family guy talking to hookers. me likey stewie.

ok, i go now. i can't sleep. i should go to bed. toodles.

be good.


zq

p.s. remember, bring flowers.