48th - the portuguese word, "fu*k"

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i can't believe its only Tuesday! this week is going to suck. i'm tired and sore already. i basically, go to work, come home, eat, sleep, wake up, check email, get ready, go to work. that basically sums up my day. i also blame this for my blogs being less interesting than they used to be.

i just finished reading the hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse by robert rankin. the girl at chapters suggested it. it's was very entertaining. its more the dialogue than anything else. the conversations are awesome, very matter-of-fact type conversations and the narrator is hilarious because it goes on tangents and the actual plot is about a kid and teddy bear solving the mystery of someone trying to kill off all the famous nursery rhyme characters [humpty dumpty, little miss muffet, etc]. it's really funny. so, this is my book recomendation. i picked it last tuesday and i finished it last night. which is about four days longer than it should have but things like work, sleep, food, showering got in the way.

anyway, sixth is turning 21 this year. in a wee over a month, actually and people have been asking what does sixth want. so here's my currently running want list. it's not too long, but its mainly pricey, so i'm not expecting most of this stuff as gifts unless someone rich loves me very much or unless if i my name is under the billing option. these are in no random order. for birthday presents, i have no idea. if you're actually going to buy me a present, you should know me well enough to know what i would like. here's my wishlist anyway.

01. x-box 360 [premium/ultimate bundle]
02. 30" hdtv for the x-box 360 [yes, i know that sounds stupid, but i'm going to just buy them together]
03. motorola pebl u6 [i need a new phone and it's very pretty]
04. books - son of the witch, first edition alice in wonderland, anything pratchett, anything by suskind and so on. i also like random dictionaries. [this is a constant thing]
05. mazda 3 [red]
06. alienware m5500 [already working on it]
07. ipod nano or ipod 30gb video
08. rebel xt [dslr camera. i want one. will have one. not anytime soon]
09. clothes - shirts, shoes, need new jeans, etc [also a constant]
10. palm tx [it's a palm. can't explain much]
11. any useless thing that strikes my fancy
12. new watch - there's one from fossil i really like and one from kenneth cole

so, there's my list of things i want. i'm planning on acquiring most of these items within the next eighteen months. that's my goal.

it was mam's birthday on sunday. mom is "twenty-seven" now. which incidentally makes her a year younger than her older daughter. i know its weird, but there's mums for you. i figured out something cool to get her and i was going to pick it up and my sister is like, "no, they need this thing for their bedroom" i hate giving boring gifts. birthday gifts are a time for indulgence. you should give people shit they're not gonna buy otherwise because they think it's a waste of money or whatever. they stuff they need, they can buy themselves.

oh, so this weekend was interesting. i actually had a training scheduled but that was moved to next monday and i got to hang out with my friends out of town. we went for dinner at cosmic charlies which was awesome and then we went to a club thingy. now, as most of you know, i don't enjoy clubbing. this reaffirmed that whole thing. it was actually fun though, minus the incident of some white kids getting nekid. being drunk is not an excuse for being a retard. if you can't be responsible when drinking, don't drink. on monday, their brilliant, well through-out excuse will be, "so what? i want drunk!" it's not an excuse. if you're a whorey drunk or one that likes to get nekid when drunk, good for you. well more good for others around out [unless you're ugly like some housemates i know] but whatever, don't go out in public. i have nothing against drinking or against getting drunk beyond belief [i personally dont. i'm adding that in because i know hadia reads this occasionally and will wonder], but you're an adult, you can't blame that fact that you were drunk for whatever you did while you were drunk. there is something wrong with white kids...

also, my top six is related. things i would rather do than go clubbing. as in things i normally wouldn't consent to, unless clubbing was the alternative:
06 - attend aa meetings
05 - go to a strangers funeral
04 - german opera
03 - get something waxed by an amateur
02 - seniors bingo
01 - watch passion of the christ and titanic back to back

i got new shirts. they're both green, which is interesting since i don't normally wear green. i will show them off on the blog, once they arrive in the mail. i hate waiting [read previous blogs for my opinion on waiting]. im excited though. i like sudo-offensive shirts.

oh, this was something fun someone said to me on chat. i'm not gonna write the person's name because they were adamant that i not. "omg i'm so happy / i was aiming for my intro to be around 200 words / and i finished typing and it was EXACTLY 200 words / that kinda thing makes me wanna touch myself" which was replied to with, "that is so going on my blog" to which was replied, "can it not" to which i replied, "but it must" it went back and forth like this for a while.

igor update - igor has a pierced eyebrow. i never noticed. he also wears very unflattering white briefs. nonetheless, igor is very pretty. shiv, you should meet him.

that reminds me. shiv is a punk because: tries to make me feel guilty for not finishing my food ["think of the baby cow that didn't get that milk" etc] - calls me on all my BS [and there's a lot of it] - thinks she can beat me in video games other than burnout [in which admitted, i get bent over and taken advantage of] - calls me princess - gives that glare that can make people shit themselves - threw a chair at two of her friends - lives in p.town - likes tomatoes - has a thing about her bed - i could go on but she'll beat me and i'm still recovering from the last beating.

if you're wondering about the blog title, its because the guys i'm working with right now are portuguese and the only word i can make out in there is fu*k. and its mixed in so nicely that you barely notice it. i thought it was amusing.

ok - i must go. i need a shower and some food and then work. this week is gonna suck.

be good.


zq

p.s. whats more messed up? talking to plants or talking to your cat?