54th - OFFICIALLY 21

picture [right] - here is all-star me with wrapping ribbons around my head and wrist. makes it really obvious who the birthday boy is. later on shiv thought it would be cute to put those things around my steering wheel making it very difficult to drive.

i burped in my hazard mask the other day. burped up my hotdog covered in pickls and onions and what not. it wasn't a pleasant experience. man, those burps can come out of nowhere if you're not paying attention. it was a full five minutes of nasty. the filter only clean stuff coming from the other side. i don't wanna talk about this anymore.

this was strange. now, i'm no expert or anything but dream catchers are supposed to catch good dreams and filter out the bad ones and make it easier to fall asleep. sounds great, i know. however, which idiot thought it would be wise to put one of these dream catchers on his rear view mirror? i'll tell you who. some chinese guy in my neighborhood who owns a silver subaru legacy. you idiot. i mean, you know what i'm going to say here. you already are predisposed to being a shitty driver. not you specifically, but your race. and i'm sorry - where i live, you guys do very little to prove that wrong - and you're driving around with a dream catcher on your rear view mirror. i was actually trying to get the hell away from you when i saw that this morning. if by some chance, you're reading this right now, get rid of the dream catcher, you idiot.

picture [right] - shiv and sameera. i've really got nothing smart assey to say about this.

oh, so this weekend was my birthday party and it went awesomely. well, mainly awesomely. some people flaked and not even the people who normally flake. so i'm mad at the following people: pinky, had, nome, adidi, bobbles, taj, aisha, amaan and andy. you will all be replaced by fully posable monkeys available from thinkgeek.com. except for pinky who will be replaced by an acrobot with a missing leg.

picture [left] - the siblings shot. how creepy do i look? i like my shirt. what the hell is with the curl or hair?

anyway, we went to the restaurant as planned and surprisingly, on time. well, people were told 730 and most people were there by 840. that's pretty good considering most of us are brown folk. the food was ok but the place was nice. there was a belly dancer and everything. there will be no mention of the video. the waiter guy was a wee creepy. i saw him check out shiv's ass and then take a step over and check out sameera's ass.

oh, fun news - some lab has concluded you can't be asses to people who can't dance BECAUSE after months of research they've discovered that people who can dance seem to have two genes that people who can't dance [people like me] don't have. so it's a genetic thing and you can't hold it against me. i never made the claim that my genes were superior to anyone else's except maybe that whiney fat whore cow, who we'll call sabrina just because that name seems generic enough. so there you go. i can't dance. it's genetic. take it up with god.

picture [right] - yep, more cousin licking. dude, i have acne. i should shower more often. worse day of the year...

after the dinner we went to my house. harley didn't come so lets add her to the list of people i'm mad at. at my house, there was red bull and board/party games, other food and the airzooka. the airzooka is frigging wicked. my mom hates that thing. i love it. she's going to beat me senseless one day. she's like a cat. which reminds me, i need to take that thing over to haider's house and get their cat. i'll be sure to take picture and post them here. it should be entertaining. someone's gonna be pissed at me for doing that so let me just say this in advance. FU*K YOU PETA. SIDEWAYS. bunch of useless hippy ass wipes. for fu*k's sake, stand up for a reasonable cause. people are dying all over the world and you fuckers are bitching about cruelty to animals. yes, its bad but so is my dislike for silver. it's an issue, but not really that important considering everything else. there are a thousand other worse things happening to human beings. you don't think that's a bit more worthy of your time and money? of course not, because animals are adorable and some black kid in africa dying of starvation and small pox just isn't cute and fluffy enough to warrant your help. i hope if you're ever sick and dying in a hospital the medicine they need to save your life has been tested on animals. lets see how much you'll care then, you stupid bunch of shits. actually, i hope you get raped by a moose or an elephant shits on you and you suffocate.

picture [left] - me and shiv. my other best friend, vin couldn't come. but she had a semi-valid excuse. plus, she showed up later on at my house, which i unfortunately have no pictures of. i really like this shirt.

sorry - back to the birthday. thanks to everyone for coming. thanks to mome for doing shit i was too tired/busy/lazy to do. it was fun. - holy shit, it's snowing. that's canadian weather for you. its sunny, its snowing and now it's raining - anyway, it was fun. i woke up in the morning with my left arm extended 3/4s of the way up and my right arm doing the mr. burns this. i don't get it either. but my arms got a bit sore later on in the day. and now, all of me hurts. i don't know what the hell i did.

picture [right] - this is asmar, sarah, amina, abbas, nadia and yalnee. i didnt post the picture before this but it's the exact same angle and they're all talking to each other. then they noticed the flash and you get this. look at abbas and his modeling pose.

i'm now two weeks behind on prison break. this is pissing me off. it's one of the only shows i've ever been really into. i can't do this week to week crap. it's too frustrating and i hate commercials. i can't sit there and justify watching a comercial when i could be doing anything else. i mean, i like watching commercials but only the clever and funny ones. none of this other shit. if i need and HMO, i'll find one on my own. i know you're out there, you don't need to advertise.


the group shot - reem, sach, shiv, sixth, yalnee, amina, samar, asmar, sarah, sabba, nad and sameera. missing is mome, who is taking the picture and sunita who is also taking this picture. we haven't grasped the concept of sharing pictures yet.

ok - i'm off

be good


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