67th - You're consistant. You always were an asshole. You still are an asshole. Chances are you will still be an asshole in the future.

Pictures were provided by various sources from various events. This must be my most picture filled blog yet.

Anyway, I was thinking about what Momarian said a long time ago, that blogs are self-indulgent. As true as that is and as okay with that I am, I decided that I'm going to write a blog about other people. The other people being you. So here's to you. Note - I just chose random thoughts. If you get offended, let me know and I might replace it with another random thought. I can write a lot more about each and every one of you. I'm still adding people in who asked to "approve" whatever i write about them.

Sarah / "Random-Thoughts-of-a-Qureshi" girl / Tink [It's a bed wetting thing. But she's working hard to get past it] - Talks to her cat and has recently had a big moment in her life. Also had a lot of things in her room broken by forces unknown. I blame the cat.

Picture [left] - What the hell Nadia's doing is any body's guess. I think that's going to end up being the Kitchen-Dance soon enough.

Nadia / Nad / Nadi / etc - Recently became a Scrubs fanatic. Likes the lizard from Mushu. Will laugh hysterically at the phrase, "I'm going to burn your balls", whichever context you say it in.

Sophia / Sophie - Is engaged. Is also the Bollywood Newspaper. She knows everyone's business in Bollywood.

Picture [right] - Iqbal came as my date to Sameera's birthday party.

Iqbal / Iqster /Sick-Ball / Etc - Has a blog. We don't know why. Is currently a Big Moment is someone's life. This is not a fat joke.

Abbas / Sabba / Babu - Has a weird thing about Jackie Chan lately. Still watches Price is Right.

Haider /Haidy / Tamatar / "Baby" - Shares my thing about trying random drinks. A little obsessed with F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Does that actually stand for anything? Is tall. And who can forget, 919. Whatever the hell that means.

Picture [left] - Asmar & Me on Haider's surprise birthday party thing. Also, Sarah is a Camera *****. She can fill in the blanks.

Asmar / Smuffy / Ain't-No-Mountain-High-Enough Girl - Has too many pairs of glasses. Likes the ugly one from Grey's Anatomy. Giggles at the mention of Mr. Lube.

Mr. Horse / Harley / Straight-From-the-Horse's-Mouth Girl - Is a teacher of wee ones. Makes baby blankets but is yet to knit me a onezie. *hint hint* Has one of the coolest rooms in Markham. Possibly even the GTA.

Hadia / non-bio Mom / Had - Can now actually be up and about by 12 noon. This was not possible in previous years. The end is near. Beat up a pregnant woman.

Shivali / Skimbleshanks / Jungle Book /Niki [family only] - Takes fencing and has finally kicked the habit of stealing my pretty red Zippo. Will probably kick my ass for this entirely non-offensive comment. Poster child for the Napoleon Complex. Okay, now I deserve to get my ass kicked, a little.

Yalnee / Princess Yalnee / Confessions-of-the-World's-Greatest-Princess girl- Is an Honorary Qureshi. Has a grown up job with her own cubicle and everything. Is overly nice when there's no need to be. Hasn't yet learned people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. Has mole. A fellow narcissist.

Waleed - Laughs like a girl/hyena hybrid. Have video to prove this.

Picture [right] - Flomo & Shiv out in the snow. This is in Renfrew. Yes, that's a real place. It's the Canadian equivalent to Shitkicked, Idaho in the States. Except the people are nicer. Well, the two that I've met. I wanna visit this place. They've got hay bails. I saw pictures. Wanna see up close.

Florina / Flo / Flomo - Calls her mom, Moogie [What Quark calls him mom. If you don't know who Quark is, you lose 20 cool points]. Will be marrying someone with the last name, Flores to be known as, Florina Flores. Gets nicotine cravings even thought she doesn't smoke.

Sophia / Asmar's Friend - I don't know her all that well. Has a thing against me since I made fun of her for liking Coldplay when they were underground or something like that. Something regarding Coldplay.

Pinky - Gets annoyed when I call her Pinky, which is always. Uses the word, "baby" way too much. And of course, whatever the hell 919 means. I'm assuming it's something to do with the cult she belongs to.

Shell / Porch-of-Doom girl - Has two blogs. One blog is read exclusively by me and one other girl. Is into theatre and sword fighting.

Nilusha - The only girl who's argued with me to prove she's Tamil. Likes cats. Is very allergic to cats. Wont tell me Telus secrets.

Mona - Has tried on several occasions to maim me with her ugly shoes. Is still planning on. I'm betting they're still ugly shoes. Has a clone.

Nomi - Human Map Quest. Very mild mannered and easy going until we're playing Free-4-All Hockey. Then the gloves come off. Has been shut-out by yours truly. Has beaten me once.

Picture [left] - Me, Momes & Haider - I can't find the picture, but there's a picture of my mom making the same face with Momes. This is at the Dreaded Hall of Omni.

Momarian / Peter Pan - Strange ability of knowing what's happening or going to happen in my life before I do. Fits into his clothes from seven years ago.

Hina / Mehek - Has Heelies. Doesn't use Heelies. Likes Desi movies. Has been told on several occasions to "Relax"

Abu - Used to make me help him with handy-man stuff. Used to get paid with toonies [that's a two-dollar coin for you American folk]. Scares little children.

Picture [left] - Thomas on St. Patrick's Day! This is why people from Renfrew are cool.

Thomas / Tom Tom - Blushes very easily. Doesn't seem threatening, but your girlfriend will probably leave you for him. Likes the brown girls.

Taline / Tally - Apparently hates me. For which reason, I'm not sure.

Vins - Acts very grown up for someone who sleeps with giant cookie monster. My sister is love with her butt. Owns lulumoon pants.

Picture [right] - Adolf loving his Khakis.

Adolf - Could charm the pants off of you. Didn't like Jews. Loved Khakis. If you wear stuff from the GAP, you support the murder of innocent Jews and bad fashion taste.

Jibba the Hutt - Best facial expressions ever. Also, a very calm baby. Experiment Baby # 2.

Bobbles / Bilu - Has a creepy foot fetish. Also has been witnessed whimpering, "Manny, Blanket" in his sleep. Likes Godfather Movies.

Nino - Has really strange allergies. Tells the best and most offensive jokes which if I ever use, I have to credit to her just because of how good they are.

Momi - Is Mona's clone.

My neighbors to the Left - Deaf & Dumb

My neighbors to the Right - Potheads. Could you ask for better neighbors?

picture [right] reema at her birthday party! looking very happy.

Reem - Has the softest hair ever felt on an adult. It's very cool. Her and Her sister call each other by the same nick name. I know it's weird. Arabs...

Amaan - Owns the same jacket as me in a different colour. We have been confused for an "item". By opinion, is very pretty [not my opinion]. Didn't vote Qureshi in the recent elections.

Saima - Has the most patronizing laugh in the world. Will laugh at almost anything.

Taj - The long version of her name is complicated. She's kinda of neurotic and insane and a man-hater, which makes her perfect for being Shiv's best friend. If you really wanna piss her off, mention things that are against "her religion" that only she follows or mention "her boy" who is imaginary but still pisses her off.

Samar - Gives wicked evil Cut-Eye. I've only heard stories but apparently, if looks could kill, she would be setting people on fire. I'm yet to see this, even though I try very hard to annoy her. Her and her sister get a weird kick out of asking which one seems older. For the love of God, don't answer them.

Picture [left] - This is Zuwania & Caboose. Zuwania was with Caboose when the incident mentioned below happened.

Caboose / "Jesus-was-Christian" girl / Artie - Has been added to the "Caboose's People" list for getting lost in a Sobey's. Her dad loves trains, hence the name. Signature Phrase, "Don't make fun of me!" and "My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!"



Picture [right] - Mina at her first Dhol Party. She looks eerily happy. "besharam!"

Mina - Likes them "Whoopers". Is getting married in December. Has eaten gum off the sidewalk. Read Asmar's blog for a fun Mina story.

Junaid - Is half my age. Is taller than me. Makes weird faces all the time.

Amaad - Car Nut and a really big smack talker. Really BIG.

Picture [left] - Me and Fiona. This is from a really really really long time ago. Grade 10, I think.

Fiona / Lilan - One of the coolest people I know. Considering she used to he a super wet-blanket in High School.

Fadi - Game Nazi!

Ambler - Youngest and the tallest. weird beyond comprehension. Even I find her weird. Gets flustered very easily. Which is lots of fun. Also, likes horror movies and other scary things because she's a giant pansy and gets scared easily.

Picture [right] - Amaad & Junaid making weird faces. I believe i mentioned this earlier. Like 2 lines ago.

Sameera - Even though she may not seem it, she may be the least high maintenance girl I know. Also, she doesn't lend very well to nick names. Did take 15 minutes to change from one pair of blue jeans to another pair of blue jeans that looked exactly the same.

My Mother / The Female Saddam - Laughs at Fart Jokes. A lot. In her defense, her entire family is like that. However, she's the ONLY skinny one in her family. The rest of them are very very very spherical in shape.

Picture [right] - I couldn't find the Gay Sailor picture so the bald one is going up instead. He seems happy about it.

Andy - Bald Gay Sailor! We have pictures. He likes em' Young.

Mansoor. AKA Devem - Is also getting married in December. This won't bode well for his Anime addiction.

Hassan - Dr. Qureshi as we call him. All grown up and mature and stuff. Married, kids. However, I will always remember him as the suicidal lemming I keep hearing stories about. He once put on his superman cape and jumped off the monkey bars.

Picture [left] - This picture meets two requirements. It shows that Saira is insane. Also, Sacha took this picture.

Saira - Insane. See picture.

Sacha / ....Meheehee...I won't say it - Has the saddest allergy known to man. She's allergic to apples. Can seriously kick my ass for making fun of her. I'm hoping it never comes to that. Sushi...mehehehe...

Adidi - The most stressed out seventeen-year-old to date. Really smart, except has a thing for cow-shit [it's weird, i know. there might be some German in her]. Also, likes the thug types.

Picture [left] - This is Sumi being Cute, which is basically always. SO this is Sumi being Sumi.

Sumi - Little. Very Hyper. Literally ran before she walked. Shivali wants to steal her. Qudsia, be warned.

House - Was the pregnant woman who got beat up by Hadia. Owns Jibba the Hutt.

My Father / Daddy / Nanu [not to me, to others] - Can take out his teeth and scare the crap out of little kids. Still hasn't started balding [WOOOHOOO GENETICS!]. However, had white hair since he was like, twenty-five.

Aniesa - Littler Still. Very Cute. Very aware of it. Throws little temper tantrums.

Picture [left] - This is the best picture of that Dhol Party. I have no idea how he managed to make his face look like that. But that's Moon for ya.

Moon - Waves controller around like a mad man when playing video games. Will kick out asses something serious when playing the Wii.

Asima. AKA Asi - Who can talk on the phone, do her make up, speed and tailgate all at the same time. Not Asima. But she tries. Her car is proof. Also very little.

Omer - Even Littler. Very Cute. One of two children I have ever picked up before they were one. Experiment Baby # 1.

Picture [right] - Zarlish looking up. Apparently, she doesn't like her nose. I can't think of any reason why?

Zarlish / Garlic - Doesn't like to be called Garlic. Or Relish.

Khalid - Is mysteriously around when balled up tissues are being thrown around.

Saddaf - Is a punk! I'm still mad at her. She doesn't talk to me!

Harley - Used to make those weird Angel things. There's a huge Photo of her in Aldergrove P.S. Has a very cool Harley Quinn Tattoo.

Alright, so now everyone knows a little bit more useless crap about each other. I'm going to stop. My next blog entry will be more traditional and be as always, about me. I feel very left out right now. Enjoy the last picture.

I've decided, after watching happy feet, i am adding penguins to the list of things I'm afraid of.

Picture [below] - Somebody explain what I'm thinking or doing. Well, I'm standing on the stairs. Why am I making that face though? I don't get it.

Something fun. My blond moment. I do a lot of stupid and careless things. This one is a clear winner [for now]. So, i woke up today after an hour and a half of sleep. Showered, Shaved [I've decided I look fat when I'm clean shaven] and got dressed. I went about my day and ran my errands. Then I went for physio which is loads of fun [they make me exercise, then electrocute me and then i get my neck, back and bum prodded and then I'm sent home] and as I was walking up the stairs to the second floor, I noticed that I am a genius. I was wearing two different shoes. I decided to play it off and hoped that nobody would notice. They did. Chicks especially notice that sort of thing right away. So, that was today.

Be good.


ZQ