This annoyed me a little bit the other day.
I like skinny chicks [not coat hangers]. I also like normal-sized, healthy chicks. There is nothing wrong with that. I don't like fat, obese chicks. I don't find them attractive. That apparently, makes me an asshole because I'm causing heavier girls to develop this ideal image of what people like and they strive to be like that and that causes eating disorders, depression, etc blah blah blah. So, I'm a horrible person. Note - This isn't even referring to someone who's 10 or 20 or even 30 pounds overweight. This is referring to people who qualify as obese. It's also not referring to people who ave any sort of condition like elephantiasis or some genetic weight issue. Honestly, screw off. The people who think that me and people like me are the cause of the problem. Look at yourselves. You're the same people who tell your kids it's okay to be fat, as long as you're not one of those stupid, overly skinny girls. FYI - overeating and obesity is also a disorder. It's not normal.
When you get down to it. People with eating disorders, who are unhealthy and too skinny aren't really hurting anyone but themselves. The worse they'll do it crawl into some corner and die and maybe vomit on someone when actual food enters their system and they go into shock. Fatties on the other hand are eating more food than required for one person, are taking up more space in subways and crowded areas, and are using up more soap. I'm not even gonna mention Laura Plus.
And before some genius chimes in with, "Fat people aren't hurting anyone but themselves. Why does it bother you so much?" One. It's not aesthetically pleasing. Two. What about a conscience, huh? Fat bastards will devour everything in sight and as long as they can keep paying for it, we as a people will keep supplying them. Now think about this. There are entire families [here and on the other side of the planet] that don't have access to enough food to feebly feed one person, yet over here, Tubb McFattens can eat enough for three people every meal. Even if you look at Africa. It's not like there isn't food. There's plenty of food. But look at the incredible demand we have over here. Plus, we've got more money than them. So why bother selling it to them, when we're willing to pay more than ten times what they can afford to pay. It's a wonder, people who work on these farms and plantations don't have access to enough food to feed their families even though they work on a FUCKING FARM!... slash plantation.
So, why am I an asshole because I have more of a problem with fat people than the twigs, but people who are okay with being fat are considered positive, and upbeat, and bullshit bullshit bullshit? Why?
ZQ
January 31, 2007
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You're either trying to offend people with this blog entry and get them really angry and into a heated debate, or you are trying to open people's eyes to some truths that people just refuse to recognize. In any event, I sympathize with Fatties. I feel bad for them. I sympathize with the coat hangars. I feel bad for them. All in all I feel bad for anyone who has some sort of weight issue, whether it be a serious medical issue or just a psychological one. Poor Fatties. Poor Skinnies. Poor everyone.
i dunno. like you said, it's a disorder. OBESE people actually have a disorder. You can't assume they are fat because they choose to eat too much to make people in 3rd world countries go hungry, obviously. They have a problem; psychologically, physically, genetically, whatever it is. They need help, don't be rude. If you are worried about that, then you should be getting angry at the people who aren't FAT but medium sized, because they eat, and just have an okay metabolism...but oh, they eat.
Okay here's the damn comment I so wasn't planning on posting. I seriously doubt that the people who might criticize you for liking 'skinny chicks' are advocating being fat as a healthy lifestyle. Anyone knows being fat is unhealthy, and nobody is saying its okay to be fat but definitely not okay to be skinny. Whether you're obese or a coat hanger, they're both extremes and that's why they're bad. The reason that people get touchy when they hear guys like you go around in public, specifically verbalizing a preference for skinny girls, is that girls who are a normal and healthy weight feel like they don't fit into the mold of what a lot of men prefer. I don't think its a coincidence that skinny women are idealized as being the most attractive in the media, and women make up for 90% of people with eating disorders. You're attracted to whatever you're attracted to, nobody is asking you to be attracted to fat girls. But there is a disturbing aspect to preferring someone downright bony to someone of a healthier weight.
Two things to note here.
1. You're all fence-sitters.
2. We should put Shivs into pill form and sell her to fat people.
how are we fence sitters? I thought it was fairly clear you were being criticized here. I'm sorry if I didn't make it more obvious that I do have a problem with your stance. And, your comment about Shiv basically implies that anyone bigger than Shiv is fat and should aspire to look more like her.
what's wrong with how shiv looks? she's not a coat hanger, nor is she fat.
where in there did I say there was something wrong with how Shiv looks? I just pointed out that you're implying "Shiv pills" are the antidote to fat people everywhere. You have a preference for her body type, and therefore are implying that because of your personal preference, we should all aspire to be that size.
"Shivy" pills are the antidote to fatties.
why shouldn't we all aspire to be her size? proportionately. she's not ultra skinny and she's healthy and she's attractive. so yes, everyone should aspire to be like that or better. what's wrong with wanting to be better?
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Umm...
Firstly.. why the hell do i seem like the norm? I'm skinny... but i could be tons taller!
Anyway, onto the real issue here. So you did say you like skinny chicks, but you ALSO did say you like normal sized healthy chicks... so that includes girls who feel like they need to be skinnier, but who look awesome anyway. So what's the big argument here?!?!
i'm not sure - caboose just likes being difficult.
I'm not being difficult!! you claim to like 'normal-sized' girls as well, but you're ultimate preference is skinny. Notice how you stated that you like skinny girls. and THEN how you ALSO like the normal healthy ones as well. This should not be an after-thought. You're still idealizing one body-type over others and implying we should all try to be Shivs which is impossible. Instead of saying we should all aspire to be her size proportionately, why can't you just say we should all aspire to be a HEALTHY size. And i hate this stupid blog!! this is just you going on your personal crusade against fat people since you seem to think they're ruining the world by not being aesthetically pleasing and stealing all the food from Africa!
AND SOAP!
wow. awesome response.
more cushion for the pushin'
I think i have ti agree with caboose on this one.
U should've said tht u preferred normal sized girls (which is true, btw!). I think u've become more obsessed with fat girls... that EVERYONE else falls into "skinny girl" category for u!
**yes...despite the fact that he throws fat jokes at EVERYONE... he doesnt believe ure fat. He throws the bloody fat jokes at me!!**
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