February 27, 2007

74th - almost dead, coca-cola zero and our very own ice queen

picture [above] - "Shivali looks HOT!" - quoted. This is currently her facebook profile pick so I'm guessing she agrees. Guess who got cut out of this picture?

note - today's pictures are from Shiv's Birthday Party on Saturday. The quality sucks because these pictures were picked off facebook, which also sucks.

picture [left] - all of us, except haider, who is taking the picture. notice me ignoring the photo. you'll see why.

I'm driving along on the 401 at about eighty kilometers, about thirty seconds from my exit. It's snowing and the snow plows are about 5 minutes behind me [they go so damned slow]. I indicate and move into the right lane and when i straighten out my car, I lose it. My car turned sideways one way, then the other way, then all the way in a circle and then facing forward again. At this point, I had already conceded the point in trying to saving myself from an accident. Just looking for something safe to hit [a ditch, a guard rail, those giant buckets, anything just not another car]. Another full spin and I'm on my exit ramp facing the right way and everything. I carry along my merry way. I'm pretty sure the dude behind me called 911 and reported a drunk driver.

picture [right] - what the hell is she laughing about? who laughs like that?

Coca-Cola Zero tastes just like diet coke which is plain nasty. I like Coke. I like Coca-Cola Zero's new can [hehe can...] but I'm sorry. It's still just diet coke. If you're going to ask why I even drink Coke-Cola Zero, here's why. My office stocks water bottles and Coke Zero. I generally avoid the Coke Zero but once I'm out of water, I need something to drink. Coke Zero is the only other thing available.

picture [left] - how HUGE is that broccoli? that steak wasn't very good. it didn't have any flavor but LOOK AT THE BROCCOLI!

It was Shiv's birthday yesterday. We celebrated on the weekend. It was fun. We went to see Pan's Labyrinth which was very very good but very sad and totally not a kid's movie as I thought it would be. None the less, it was good. It has Alice in Wonderland qualities, which is awesome. Later, we had Dinner at Baton Rouge. In keeping with tradition, it wasn't very good. It was alright. They serve awesome Broccoli. They're genetically modified HUGE. There are pictures on facebook if anyone is interested to check it out. I'm not sure in who's album though. Then a few of us went back to Shiv's to hang out. I curled up on the floor in front of the fireplace and napped a wee bit. Then I went home. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIVS! i'll be posting pictures in a few minutes.

picture [right] - omer trying to eat shiv. he did this last year too.


zq

p.s. How do you feel about kabbalah? It reminds me of Bob Loblaw.

23 comments:

Sarah Q. said...

lol that is a strange laugh!!!!

sixth lie said...

i know! shiv's weird.

Anonymous said...

ure both asses!
u've never thrown ur head back in laughter?

AND ZAFFAR...i am NOT Jadis!! ok?

I want some birthday cake :o(
(how did u forget good bday cake this year...cake is sacred to me..u knew that!)

sixth lie said...

did i call you jadis? i don't think i did. tink?

do you feel like jadis?

Anoop said...

I'm pretty sure u didn't call her jadis.. (even though I have NO idea what that is), but yeah.. that IS a funny laugh.. I wonder what the thought process was behind that... (I think I shall throw my head back now and laugh while someone takes my pic so I can post it on Facebook) "MMWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Anonymous said...

noop...u did not just go there!
Im not as much a facebook whore as u..and believe me...if i wanted a nice picture...i would've done my zoolander pose.

ALSO... zaff...u didnt call me jadis here. But u need to QUIT referring to me as the Ice queen and calling me Jadis around ppl.

NOOP: Jadis is the White Witch from Narnia... how do u NOT know this? U suck!

sixth lie said...

I DO NOT CALL YOU JADIS! I can't even pronounce the damn name most of the time.

I call you Ice Queen because it gets cold as ass when you come into town. Like how things get jolly when Santas around.

Anoop said...

Yish.. Zaff's right.. old ppl get cranky when it's cold... and apparently you're also starting to see things now..

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE HELL?
Now noop and zaff are boyfriends??!!?

Ok...u both wanna gang up on me... fine! U know that neither one of u is gonna appreciate it when i X u...

Also zaff...dont be a liar!!! I've had enough cracks from u this week about getting on my "polar bear sled"... i will slap the s**t out of u!

Anoop said...

I find ur remark highly heterosexist, you homophobe, and secondly, you are just throwing out random insults in the hopes that ppl will get distracted from your icy highness's very INTERESTING cackle.. (but it's not working)

Unknown said...

i feel like going to that sushi place again.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Pan's was a kid's movie too. I was very disturbed. I decided I liked it anyway.

sixth lie said...

i'm a little concerned about how nobody said anything about me almost dying. assholes...

sixth lie said...

polar bear sleds are cool. you'd look totally bitchin in a polar bear sled.

Anonymous said...

bitchin'??
lol...sounds like "since forever..." HAHAHA

Sarah Q. said...

ok what the hell is with the completly non related random comment there iqbal. Do you need some attention? is that it? lol!
Punk! What?! lol

and about the sushi ... (lol that makes me giggle ... no idea y) ... i dont mind going there as long as no one decides to pop a nasty buncha that green shit on my food. U made my brain almost explode! shit!

lol and zaff man... y u always pickin on the poor girl. lol ok well ... maybe shes pickin on u too. Ok i take that back. Continue!

Anonymous said...

Okay first of all, why the HELL is that broccoli so large? it looks like you ordered broccoli for your meal with some steak on the side. And I like how you sandwiched your near-death experience in between birthday stories. very subtle. we're all very concerned, there there child.
Lastly - are you people weird? You've never thrown your head back when laughing? That's totally normal and people do it alllll the time.

Anonymous said...

Thank you...

SEE!! it's called "throwing ur head back with laugher"...
lol..ok that was self-explanatory..
stop making fun of me! Is it the fact that i'm laughing like a normal person....or that I'm ACTUALLY laughing instead of trying to kill something/one???

ok zaff... show the people the trick you do...

I say "Jennifer Connely"...
and YOU say......... :-P

Unknown said...

sushi is not random! and wasabi sauce is awesome!

sorry about not commenting about your acrobatiq driving, im glad you and more importantly your car is ok. i mean more importantly youre ok. i spun out once on the 404 and was pretty sure i was gonna get smoked by another car but all was well (minus a scratch on my bumper)

shiv is short. booya

sixth lie said...

whatever. she's hot.


since like, forever - happy?

Anonymous said...

wow, Iq...
took you THIS long to figure that one out, eh?
Guess I hide my 'shortness' well...
LOL

Unknown said...

i dint say she wasnt hot or that being short was a bad thing. geez. racists. ya i played the race card.

Anonymous said...

yeah iqs.. i hate u brown folk...seriously..what's up with the brown skin? yeeesh! I'm so glad my skin isnt brown!! LOL

Thanks for pointing out my shortness... I enjoyed that :D hahah