March 30, 2007

78th - miscellaneous sh!t about me

photo [below] - from my birthday. sadly, this is the only decent picture of me. the rest of them are terrible. homemade cake was delicious.


I decided to share with you guys some useless information about me and my thoughts. Some of it is interesting. Most of it is useless. Enjoy...

These are in no order.

- When I get bored, I like to pretend I have OCD to annoy people in public places.

- My grade 10, 11, and 12 comm tech teacher used to pick me up from home every morning because he got sick of me showing up late or a lot of the times not at all to his morning class.

- I have bigger and nicer boobs than Keira Knightly. She's still hotter than I am though, sometimes.

- I maintain people who buy SUVs unnecessarily are assholes. Furthermore, people who buy Porsches are pricks.

- Escalades and Navigators are more "soccer mom" than "gangster".

- I have trouble pronouncing certain words. Words like Tylenol and Linoleum. There's lots more.

- Even though "Whatevs" is a stupid word, it's still fun to say.

- My one friend to rule all other friends is Shivs.

- Despite efforts from parental units and sister units, I learned to tie my shoe laces in grade eight.


- I was never really afraid of the dark when I was little. However, I was afraid of Ninjas in the dark. They're sneaky bastards.

That's all for now.


ZQ

March 26, 2007

77th - The Armenias

Today's photos are from Caboose's birthday, way back when. This dates back to a little before that blog about the Hillbilly Heaven aka Dance Cave. This photo montage is called "What the hell is wrong with the Armenias"

photo [above] - This is from right to left. Armenia-I-don't-Know, Armenia-Who-Should-Be-More-Careful-Caboose and Glasses. I don't get what the hell they're doing. Do you? Armenias, feel free to fill in any questions that may arise.

photo [right] - This is Caboose at Cafe Mirage. Dessert was damned good. The waiter's are assholes though. They're always trying to rush you. Anyway, this was Day 2 of Caboose's Birthday Festivities. The others are from Day1.

Oh, I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes on my birthday last Thursday. The festivities have been postponed to the end of April for various reasons. One of them being, I didn't much feel like celebrating. Plus some other stuff. Since it's going to be way past my birthday, we're dubbing it the "Thank You for Existing Party" Details for that will be emailed out soon. Be free.

Sad Moment - I dropped my Guylians that Mome/Reem/Samar gave me. I was getting stuff out the back seat of my car and the jsut fell and they all fell on the ground. I wanted to cry. They also gave me this wicked cool Vertigo Visions book. Which is awesome!! THANKS! Chocolate you will be mourned and later, if there's time and I haven't already replaced you, avenged.

photo [right] - Right to Left. Caboose, Glasses, Twig. There was bound to be one normal picture. The Armenias give their kids funny names. To be fair, Caboose's dad loved trains. Glasses has got some pretty damn cool glasses and Twig. Well, you get it.

300 WAS FAAKING AWESOME!! Who didn't like that movie? I can't wait to go see it in IMAX. I've been running around yelling random shit! It's fun. Also, kudos to shiv who figured out the weird oracle scene was actually shot under water. Which is a really damn cool idea. If you don't know what I'm talking about, we'll be viewing 300 again sometime soon. IMAX!

So, this morning.
Zaffar - Hell! Damn! Fart! It seems I have locked my keys in the car.
Sixth - You're such an idiot.
Zaffar - Not to worry! I have a spare.
Sixth - Where might that be.
Zaffar - In my wallet...which is in the glove box...fu*k.
Sixth - I take it back, you're brilliant. Nobody would ever think to look in there.
Zaffar - I wasn't hiding it! I have another spare.
Sixth - Is that in the car too?
Zaffar - No, you asshole. It's in my bag.
Sixth - uh-huh.
Zaffar - Which is in my trunk! Fu*ker!
Sixth - I'm not gonna say anything.
Zaffar - Good. I'm calling CAA.
Sixth - Whats the number?
Zaffar - It's on the card, smart ass.
Sixth - And that would be where?
Zaffar - I hate you...
Sixth - No, you dont.
Zaffar - You're right. I hate the CAA.

photo [right] - Dark Alley Figure Skating. This event generally precedes the Getting Raped in a Dark Alley event. Judges?. 7.9!

I like Alice Fazoolie's - However it's spelled. I always thought it was kind of a jankie place, but it's not. It's quite nice and the food was pretty damned good.

Ok - peace out.


ZQ

March 18, 2007

76th - Photoblog WHAT!

Hola!

This is my blog. I know it took a while. I was lazy. It actually didn't take as long as I thought it would. It took an hour. This is every single picture from out trip to Detroit last weekend. Sorry, some of the pictures are about 20 minutes earlier but we can blame someone named Sarah for that. Anyway, enjoy. COMMENT DAMNIT!

Note - I did not take all these pictures. I took a few of these. Most of these belong to Sarah.











































































































































































































































































































































































































































So, there you have it. Twelve hundred and seven kilometers later, four hundred and twenty four pictures.