sixth lie says:
ok - zaffar better go now
sixth lie says:
must get ready for work
sixth lie says:
be good
sixth lie says:
we miss you
sixth lie says:
have fun this weekend
sixth lie says:
doing your thang
sixth lie says:
remember, dont get pregnant
sixth lie says:
or let anyone touch you
sixth lie says:
unles syou want to
sixth lie says:
then dont anyway
sixth lie says:
but if you really really want to
sixth lie says:
still dont
sixth lie says:
but if it's liek jesus or something and you're into that sorta thing
sixth lie says:
then i guess - no
sixth lie says:
but if it's batman, it's cool
sixth lie says:
but not adama west
sixth lie says:
of george clooney
sixth lie says:
or that dude from batman 3
sixth lie says:
VAL KILMER
sixth lie says:
or the first 2
sixth lie says:
or the new one
sixth lie says:
if its batman the comic book one, then yes
sixth lie says:
or the one from teh animated series
sixth lie says:
i shoudl stop now
sixth lie says:
oh, and no MOSES
sixth lie says:
there will be hell is moses gets any
sixth lie says:
maybe master chief
sixth lie says:
but you'd have to make sure it's him
sixth lie says:
none of the mario brothers - you know how plumbers are
sixth lie says:
and no pakistanis
sixth lie says:
also, no married people
sixth lie says:
or people who hvae nlue highlights
sixth lie says:
or yellow ones
sixth lie says:
those people are teh worst
sixth lie says:
pink high lights is okay
sixth lie says:
ogres are a no
sixth lie says:
old people, no
sixth lie says:
unless its someone super charming and cultures and gay, like ian mcallen
sixth lie says:
or dumblerdore
sixth lie says:
holy shit - dumbledore is a homo
sixth lie says:
it makes sense, especially about grindlewald
sixth lie says:
i always wondered abotu that
sixth lie says:
no hookin gup with any bollywood actors - they're all filthy
sixth lie says:
especially salman khan, whose not in jail for some reason
sixth lie says:
alright, peace out
October 25, 2007
99th - The Muslim way - wake up. pray. kill non-believers. pray. meal time. pray. plan to kill non-believers. pray. prepare your weapons. pray. sleep.
So, I was reading the news and came across Mulla Whatever-the-Hell called for Jihad, holy war on the Pakistani Authorities. Fu*king Mullas always set me off. Anyway, I wrote a letter to the BBC in hopes of accomplishing nothing but still. If nobody contests it, it becomes factual. Here it is...
"do you guys do any sort of research before you say something completely idiotic. look it up.
jihad does NOT MEAN 'holy war' - it refers to a muslim's daily struggle to be good/muslim. not, 'go forth and kill non-believers' as many major media outlets have made it out to be.
considering how muslims are a major news item nowadays, for the sake of not sounding like complete morons, get the oxford dictionary of islam or islam for dummies and look up some of the stuff you guys have posted as fact. what religion actually says to go forth and kill non-believers? name one.
people hiding behind religion to commit whatever acts they're intending are doing just that, hiding behind religion. not following it's edicts and i'm pretty sure, you can look this up, you're a news source [it's called research], people calling themselves muslims aren't the first to do it.
side note - i realize you're probably that whoever is reading this is probably not the right person or this will just go ignored but someone has to say it."
That's all.
ZQ
"do you guys do any sort of research before you say something completely idiotic. look it up.
jihad does NOT MEAN 'holy war' - it refers to a muslim's daily struggle to be good/muslim. not, 'go forth and kill non-believers' as many major media outlets have made it out to be.
considering how muslims are a major news item nowadays, for the sake of not sounding like complete morons, get the oxford dictionary of islam or islam for dummies and look up some of the stuff you guys have posted as fact. what religion actually says to go forth and kill non-believers? name one.
people hiding behind religion to commit whatever acts they're intending are doing just that, hiding behind religion. not following it's edicts and i'm pretty sure, you can look this up, you're a news source [it's called research], people calling themselves muslims aren't the first to do it.
side note - i realize you're probably that whoever is reading this is probably not the right person or this will just go ignored but someone has to say it."
That's all.
ZQ
October 18, 2007
98th - the i'm-a-complete-crap-flinging-monkey contest is over
To the free people's of Sixth O'Clock
Has anyone else noticed that people around my age have this really stupid habit of posting pictures of their speedometers at really stupid speeds?
The sad part is you never hear about any of these idiots dying. So I decided to once and for all put an end to this content. I win. Stop trying.
If that's not enough to get you to pack it in, there's more.
I think it's pretty clear, I win. So stop. You just look like a jackass when you post pictures of speedometer going 180 [especially when that's the top speed of the car] so stop. Also, I'm sure your parents don't appreciate you doing that to their car.
Now that we can put that unpleasantness behind us. Today is the start of Sarah and Iqbal Jaan G's wedding. WHOOO WEDDINGS! Last night, we got yelled at by Amina, then Sarah, then Amina, the Mansoor bum rushed me, then Amina yelled at the both of us and then Sarah yelled at me for telling a story about my cross dressing friend while she was nazi teaching. So all in all, we're pretty excited. I still don't have any of the clothes and stuff ready. So, we're pretty on par with all previous weddings. You think we'd be more on the ball with this sorta thing.
SOCK PARTY is upcoming.
Ciao
ZQ
Has anyone else noticed that people around my age have this really stupid habit of posting pictures of their speedometers at really stupid speeds?
The sad part is you never hear about any of these idiots dying. So I decided to once and for all put an end to this content. I win. Stop trying.
If that's not enough to get you to pack it in, there's more.
I think it's pretty clear, I win. So stop. You just look like a jackass when you post pictures of speedometer going 180 [especially when that's the top speed of the car] so stop. Also, I'm sure your parents don't appreciate you doing that to their car.
Now that we can put that unpleasantness behind us. Today is the start of Sarah and Iqbal Jaan G's wedding. WHOOO WEDDINGS! Last night, we got yelled at by Amina, then Sarah, then Amina, the Mansoor bum rushed me, then Amina yelled at the both of us and then Sarah yelled at me for telling a story about my cross dressing friend while she was nazi teaching. So all in all, we're pretty excited. I still don't have any of the clothes and stuff ready. So, we're pretty on par with all previous weddings. You think we'd be more on the ball with this sorta thing.
SOCK PARTY is upcoming.
Ciao
ZQ
October 11, 2007
97th - sleepings babies
I had a vague moral debate about this. SORTA.
Turn up your speakers. Trust me, it's worth it.
First off, we have baby Jibba the Hutt taking a nap after a long stretch of playing while being sick. Take a listen. I know it's adorable but focus on the snoring part please.
Turn up your speakers. Trust me, it's worth it.
First off, we have baby Jibba the Hutt taking a nap after a long stretch of playing while being sick. Take a listen. I know it's adorable but focus on the snoring part please.
Now we have baby Mansoor sleeping after a long day and night or playing. I'm not sure if he was sick.
That is all for this blog.
It's okay to miss me. Everyone does. Try not to miss me too much though. Screw that. Miss me like you'd miss oxygen.
ZQ
It's okay to miss me. Everyone does. Try not to miss me too much though. Screw that. Miss me like you'd miss oxygen.
ZQ
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