November 12, 2007

101st - Cellography

I decided to empty out of my cell phone. Some stuff in there just had to go. This is some of the more inexplicable stuff that I've stumbled upon and decided to snap a photo of. Some of them are interesting, some not so much. Enjoy...

I have no idea why I have this but I figured it was a good place to start. This tends to be my wallpaper from time to time.
I have no idea who or where this code belongs. if this is someone's code for something, let me know so I can delete this out of my phone. I'm positive the second I delete this, I'll need it or at the least remember where it's from.
These are stairs. this is normallymy cellphone background.

Are unauthorized people really allowed anywhere? I should open a club and have all these unauthorized losers flock to me. I'd name it...wait for it... wait for it...unauthorized.
Minus a delivery service, I can't really think of what that would entail. Feel free to enlighten us.
Yup, that's the pope surrounded by four naked asian chicks. This was in that same building as that black mattress guy.
I believe this is at Haider's house and I have no idea why Momes was so cold, but it's cute nonetheless.
I'm positive I didn't take this picture. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even here for this even, but here is saima asleep at a resturaunt. How is this on my cell?
I don't know why, I always giggle when I see this. It's already been explained to me, so don't bother.
This is absolutely disgusting. I was at this building in this dude's apartment and that's his mattress. If you look closely at the bottom corner, you can see the real colours [a pink floral design] and it's now black with ciggarette ash and grime. the whole apartment is all nasty and grimy. however, on the other side of this sick thing is an LCD TV and a sattelite system. Priorities.
Saw this at UMT. thought it was funny. That little stick figure is Shivali.
I have no plausible explanation for why I took a picture of myself in a dank bathroom. None.
This is one of the first things you see when you arrive in Winnipeg and it pretty much sets the tone for the remainder of your stay.
This was on a classroom door. The little blue tape says, "Muscles".

I'm ws curious about why they needed to mention it was the 11th Floor. Either they thought someone would mistake it for the second floor or the people on the 11th are kinda not all there.
This is the kid I saw at Best Buy in Edmonton. I was talking to Amaan at the time and told him I'd call him back so I could take this picture. He's like 12! 13 tops.
the cloning fridge at a place I was at one time but can't say where. there were rows and rows of these. I wanted to open one but they were all locked.
Why would you keep that surname? It's the new age.
i actually saw this and instantly thought about asmar. I don't know why, this is just her kind of thing. No, I don't think the sun shines out of her butt.

So, there you have it. The images from my cell phone.

ZQ

8 comments:

Mr. Horse said...

That black mattress literally made me feel sick. That is one of the grossest things I have ever seen! I giggled quite a bit at the Harry Potter one too. I gotta say, this is one of your most entertaining blogs ever.

Anonymous said...

hahaha!!!!

I LOOVE the last one... i showed it to my dad too. he smiled!

I am not a stupid kitty. I'm a smart-cat!!! That's right... like a CHEETAH! No... not like chester!! FIne...a panther!!! Like Bageera!!!


The Pope surrounded by naked chicks is funny too. You need to forward that picture to him!

sixth lie said...

nobody said shivali was the kitty. shivali is the person approaching the stick figure approaching the cat.

Anonymous said...

so im going to be the stick figure kitty???

im confused!!!

why am i not a kitty yet? Are u saying that im becoming stupider?? Because u cant be sure of that, u know!!!!

SophiaQ said...

Hehehehe, the pope surrounded by naked women....that's just terrible....in an amusing way.

OH DUDE. that picture of Saima - you were there! I think...That was after Hadia's mehndi! On second thought....were you there? *confused*

Sarah Q. said...

nope... zaffar was not there... it was just me haider mansoor sophie saima amber lol. One of our million chinese food runs. yeah buddy!!! lol.
And i know this because the picture was taken by me. Plus... i was there ... duh! lol

Anonymous said...

best buy kid..!!!!

Anonymous said...

best buy kid..!!!!