My last blog was pretty short so I see no harm in blogging again so soon. This one is short too.
For anyone who's ever spoken to my dad on the phone, you've experienced one of these things. Probably all.
1. He calls you. You answer your phone.
You: Hello?
Dad: Who is this?
You: Uh, you called me.
2. He asks you a question. This conversation happened about forty-five seconds ago.
Dad: Which tire is flat?
Sixth: Front Left.
*click*
No, "Bye", or "Okay", or nothing.
3. He calls to tell you something.
You: Hello?
Dad: Who is this?
You: Uh, you called me.
Dad: I see. Well, you won the lottery. They left some tied up leprechauns here. I put them in your room.
You: Really? YE-
*click*
I can't wait to get to that stage where I just don't care. Not even a little.
zQ
p.s. Go read previous blog.
p.p.s. My html thing is still messed up. J, looking in you direction.
Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
- Toronto, Canada
- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
2 comments:
i called your place... i realised you all sound the same on the phone (you, your dad, your bro... not the female people)
Hahaah. If it makes you feel any better, i know how you feel. My dad never picks up the phone when i call him, mainly because he has to pay my cellphone bill and he thinks it's cheaper when he calls me...go figure. And when he calls, he forgets what he called for and starts asking me: "kyun phone kiya tha?"
Guess dads have the same manufacturing defect, huh...
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