If friends or family or co-worker or stranger tells you that The Proposal is a great/good/funny/watchable/tolerable movie and that you should watch it, punch them in the kidneys. Then while they're on the floor in pain, steal fifteen dollars from then [cost of movie ticket plus slushie], watch a different movie. Kick them in the groin for good measure.
HOLY CRAP that was movie was bad. I have never gotten so antsy during a movie. There was only one funny scene in the movie and on retrospect, that scene was only funny because the rest of the movie was so unfunny. Also, to the girls on the other side of the theatre who kept laughing heartily at the movie, you'd better had been high or I will find you.
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Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
- Toronto, Canada
- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
7 comments:
apparently The Proposal copied some bollywood movie. which solidifies the fact that it would suck
the proposal was a cute movie dude. plus its a copy of an indian movie. psh! what do u know.
Which Indian movie did it copy?
Wow, thanks for that warning. I had a whole slew of people actually tell me the movie was good, and not a chick flick that I would hate. (Cuz we all know I hate and cant stand chick flicks). And I had a guy tell me this too, a brown guy!!! Wtf?!?!
hehehe, the word verification on this is funny.... "sessesma"
Yeah everyone told me the same thing, that this was 'different' from other chick flicks and 'much better than they thought it would be.' All lies.
This is the review I wrote for my 140Reviewer Twitter account, I believe it says it all.
THE PROPOSAL: If the writers proposal was to make a movie that is not funny, at all, at any point, then they succeeded spectacularly. BRAVO!
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