Sixth enters Bathroom. Strips down. Turns shower to comfortable temperature. Enters Shower. Rinses down. Braces himself. Turns water dial to COLD. Steadies. Applies shampoo. Rinses shampoo. Brushes teeth. Applies conditioner. Applies manly body wash with manly loofa. Rinses off. Applies face-wash. Rinses off face-wash. Washed toes and unders of feet with body wash and pumice stone. Rinse off. Gets out of shower. Dries hair. Feels funny. Looks in mirror. Gets back into shower. Rinses out conditioner...
It pretty much went downhill from there.
Next time, I'll blog about shaving.
zQ
Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
- Toronto, Canada
- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
2 comments:
"Applies manly body wash with manly loofa. " -- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....
how bored are you?
or rather..the question is, how bored do you think we are??
Welll... i think i'm pretty bored seeing as I'm leaving a comment on this one.
Better luck next time :-)
PS: you still havent found me your 'manly' lip stain!!! I WANT ITT!!!!!
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