the sixth o'clock news: 174th - Subtle...HOLY EXORCIST!

I haven't blogged in a while. Thirty-five days or about there. I have a legitimate excuse. School mixed with ample amounts of ass-laziness. Nothing to do with my rollicking social life. Here's my apology:

I'm glad you got a good laugh. Yeah, people refused to drive me around until I shaved it off. I was told I look like a pedophile/pornstar/uncle (??). Ten days later [last night], since I was home and bored, it led to this game:

yes, my bathroom is pink. also, i figured, I could play with my new waterproof camera, which turns out, SUCKS.

So yeah, that was my Friday night. I don't like being clean shaven. I think I looked best in the first picture of this series.

This is my Saturday... prepare for ample randomness.

I'm not the most fashionable of people, but I feel this went right over my head. When did it become fashionable for girls to have your vagina on display? I started school last month, which I'm pretty psyched about. It turns out, I'm a little out of touch with people even remotely close to my age. I have to say this again, tights are not pants, if you're going to wear them, wear a top that covers your junk. Turns out, they have tights that have no seam along the middle crotch area and they also come in sizes that fit children that are then sold to normal to larger sized girls who wear them while ignoring my tip about covering up your junk. Every bump, curve, dimple, jiggle, fat wave, stretch mark is clearly visible. Nothing has higher resolution than real life. It can't be unseen. Thanks for violating my eyes and brain.

I did my first few mid terms. Two did not go as well as I hoped but not terrible. One went spectacularly. I'm gradually getting into the groove of the whole studying thing. Damn Hell studying is boring.

York has otherwise been kinda meh. I do really hate taking the bus, I get nauseated if I don't sit by the window. Also, I doze off.

We had this discussion about subtle but overtly sexual lyrics in boy band songs and then later on, I saw the Britney video, Radar. Here are the lyrics that go along with the screen caps.

Interesting sense of style, ten million dollar smile, think I can handle that, Animal in the sack.

A Horse? Subtle, Britney. Really subtle.

Yes, she's no longer teenie bopper but still. Oh well, I still like Britney.

Good Decision: Backing off from friends and not correcting or getting overly involved in their bullshit. Saves me time and saves me them getting mad at me, for the most part.

Bad Decision: Taking my laptop to one class. I'm distracted by other people's laptop when I'm in lectures. I took mine one day, It was terrible. I ended up pulling out my notebook and pen. Seemed simpler. This reminds me, I need a voice recorder. My Philosophy professor goes on too many tangents to keep track of.

If I vomit today, it's going to be nothing but Nutella and a banana.

Holy crap! I saw Hulk vs. Wolverine. Jesus. That was a really bad segue into I got my sister hooked on Battlestar Galactica. Bwahaha. That mini-series is terrible. Nobody wants to see that show after they see that. Except Artie, who is the exception to this rule.

Now on to Selena Gomez's Falling Down video.

It's a catchy song. That's not the point here. Anyway.

Screen-shot 1: Beginning of video. All baby-fat and cute. No worries there. You can see why Junaid and Fadi like her.

Screen-shot 2: Holy Exorcist! WTF??? Lighting guy, do your job or at least have the decency to cut this out! This is at about 2:18.

Screen-shot 3: Back to being all baby-fat and cute. Don't make that face and hair-toss, especially when it's dark. Fire your lighting guy and whoever edited this thing together. Or audition for the next Exorcist movie. The special effects guys wouldn't have to do much work.

So, I'm reading Kabuki by David Mack right now. I'm really liking it. I think it may be up there with my all time favorite comics. If you're a comic person, check it out. It's not a quick read in the slightest. Still, all sorts of awesome.

I still don't have my Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.

Here's Biggs from a few weeks ago. He can sit on stairs and touch the lower stair. He's HUGE now. Yes, baby haters won't care about this.