April 15, 2007

82nd - "Not only is Mississauga a long drive away but it's also a damn long word to say."


Here is everything I know about the "Island" or Aruba

- The "Island" of Aruba dates back twenty-one years to 1986. That means it's legal everywhere.

- The "Island" of Aruba is surrounded by water on all sides

- Amaan's new nickname is "Obhe" so that last point can work.

- Currently, the "Island" of Aruba is excited and anxious.

- The "Island" of Aruba subscribes to "The Sixth O'Clock News"

- The "Island" of Aruba is currently at the ACC but still surrounded by water.

- Somewhere deep inside the "Island" (around Santa Cruz, I suppose) lies a great evil.

- The "Island" of Aruba is located in Mississauga, just off the 401.

- For any visitations, conjugal or otherwise, please make arrangements in advance with the "Island" itself and pay the waters.

That's all I got.


ZQ

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, YOUR A NUT but that was damn creative!

Thank you for the gifts and thanks for all your help zaffar!

I owe you!


please dont claim this IOU in a way that is not appopriate.

Also FYI, Obhe would've been fine with your original idea, I told him and he said it would be funny coming from you and not offensive.

sixth lie said...

I can't believe you told him? What was the point in that? If you were gonna tell him, we might as well have done it. He was gonna be as pissed or not pissed either way.

Anonymous said...

cuz it was funny, i couldnt NOT tell him!

we had a good laugh.

stop yelling at me zaffar

*Cries* lol

sixth lie said...

i'm not yelling. i'm simply saying loudly.

Anonymous said...

WHATS THE HELL IS AN OBHE?! GAHH!

Anonymous said...

lol...

i can't believe u actually found people to put up with ur madness!! aint tht nice?
well...at least ure not mouthing off to me...which can only lead to being spanked!

im sleepy!

**arubaaa....jamaicaaa....oooh i wanna take ya...
ok ok...i'll stop!