June 17, 2008

114th - Kampf um das Bett [Updated]

Before we go on, I'd like to take this moment to thank Sarah and Nadia for violating my bed by leaving their nasty and used nail polish stuff on my bed. Cotton pads with smudged nail polish and what have you. Also, for spilling tea on my bed sheets and doing a horrible job of cleaning it up. You're lucky I don't actually sleep there. Otherwise, I'd be pissed.

Every couple of months, The Battle for the Bed takes place and it is due to this event that every couple of months, I end up sleeping on my floor in my room for about a week. This is that week. Here's a photo of where I've been sleeping lately. It's actually kind of comfortable.

photo [above] - Yup, this is where I've been sleeping. Fun story, see the green Quran on the second shelf. Yea, A copy of Lust by Simon Blackburn was sitting on top of it. Not sure how appropriate that was. It's all been taken care of since then.

Fun News - Some of you may remember me bitching up a storm about how I couldn't for the love of all things cheesy, figure out how to get music on to my iPhone. Friggin thing drove me up the wall. Wanted to smash it on the floor, put it in a blender, shoot it into outer space, set it free down stream in a canoe, perform the opposite of an exorcism on it, gift it to the Dali Llama to see how quickly he loses his temper, and other such horrific things that would result me coughing up another ridiculous amount of money for a new phone. So yes, I finally got it to work. Not the way intended by those assholes at Apple sufficiently so that I can get what I want on there. Good start to the day

[Updated] I'm adding this paragraph in because Shiv msged and commented on how useless and uninteresting this blog was. So here's the reasons why this blog is useless. Nothing interesting has been happening here. Momin, Asmar, Sacha, Haider and Shivs are all missing. Amaan is gay and MIA as are his peoples. Con's on a clubbing/drinking/drugs sort of binge lately and that's not my scene. Judy's cool. Ani's parents are being a little weird and I don't know where Andrew has fucked off to lately. So yea, this blog is as interesting as my life has been. I go to work, I eat, I go home, I paint, I watch a movie, I sleep on my floor. That pretty much sums it up. Oh, and I've been sit for like three weeks now. In conclusion: Eat me, Shiv.

Night shifts at work begin tomorrow. Looking forward to that. Throws your entire week into disarray. You still wake up at all the normal times but because of the time you've been falling asleep, you kind of zombie around the house until you go back to work and then repeat. That'll be going on for the next month or so. Look forward to me being weirder than ever before.

By the way, I need an easel. Really badly. I've been working on a painting for Bigby's room [I'll post pictures once it's done. It's so adorable you could vomit] and it's on the floor and it keeps picking up things like dust and hairs and it's really hard to hover over areas while working areas in the middle. Hadia, HINT HINT.

Ending off with this photo I stumbled upon while rummaging my computer. Contest. Guess what Caboose is looking at. I guessed her parents doing something non-parental like.



Be good.

zQ

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

U know what? That paragraph just got me SUPER mad! SO NOWW...u have to taste my wrath, u WHINY LITTLE SUCK-UP!!!!

U say ure TOO busy to keep in touch..so where exactly do u get time to chill with friends there, who BY the way, u do nothing but complain abt when u talk to me!! What the hell!?!?!?!? Either u KEEEP in touch with me... or u stop complaining abt the ppl there and just hang out with them!!!

jerk!!!

Anonymous said...

The hell?! You're complaining about us now? That does it dude, VERY uncool!!!

sixth lie said...

who the hell are you?

Sarah Q. said...

lol wow u just made alot of people very angry. and u apparently dont even know some of them??? very bad zaffar. very bad. lol

Unknown said...

i feel like eating some ice cream from DQ. just thought id get that out of the way.

since everyone else is mad at you i figured id join in. by sayin that your blog is not interesting because of those people not being here... you effectively said that the people who ARE HERE bore you. i am here. i do not bore you and you know it! i amuse you (unintentionally) very much

and i slept on that area you call a bed, not very comfortable to me. but then you went ahead and made me all jealous by falling asleep there in front of me when i really really wanted to be sleeping.

sixth lie said...

setting the record straight - this was not a commentary on me finding any of you boring. I was just saying that a lot of the people i hang out with are not here.

you guys are very interesting and fun, minus sarah. oh, don't look at me like that. you've all met sarah. you know what i'm talking about.

in conclusion, setting the record straight - this was not a commentary on me finding any of you boring. I was just saying that a lot of the people i hang out with are not here.

you guys are very interesting and fun, minus sarah. oh, don't look at me like that. you've all met sarah. you know what i'm talking about.

We love you all.

zQ

Anonymous said...

WOW, ZAFF...
way to be a WHINY LITTLE SUCK-UP!!

hahaha!
but i agree with the Iqs...he is fun to be around. And sarah is fun too..u just dont apperciate ur family in the right way (yes, the 'wrong way would be how u constantly try to lick poor momes.. lol).

Sooo... "setting the record straight" - you're a whiny little suck-up!

And yes...i still DO miss u a whole bunch! And i know wht u mean when u say it's not the same when ur bset friends arent around!!

(SO JUST COME AND VISIT ME ALREADY!! NOOPS is already here and we eagerly await ur arrival to join our 'evil geek league'..!! Come onn!!)