I'd like to officially announce my recognition and support for our future overlords: The Octopuses.
I don't normally blog a bunch of videos that aren't mine. This is more Tink's thing but I felt compelled. You'll understand why in a minute.
Today, I got bored and ended up on YouTube looking at videos of Octopuses doing various things. I'm going to post five of them. I'm fairly sure you'll agree with me by the end. Once they figure out how to move on land, we're boned.
We'll start of simple.
That creep you out a little? Now onto the mind-f*ck.
They see in black and white. I'm guessing they understand colour and texture through their skin. Now, the finale.
It ate a shark!! Also, they're big. Really big. Here's a link, to illustrate how big.
Never stepping into the ocean. Ever.
So, to summarize. Octopuses can't be stopped, can camouflage colours and texture, are fast, are huge, can eat sharks and are making their way on to land.
Sleep well.
zQ
Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
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- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
6 comments:
oh cool!!! they can disappear!!
i am so very, very afraid. no wonder Ursula from the little mermaid was so scary!
Yea, not watching them. I don't like octopi in the first place (yes, i know that's not the plural form, but saying octopi is so much more fun than octopuses). ---The word verification is a real word! Can you guess what it was?---
hahaha, the next one is funnier! "prickc"
They are delicious though.
my word verification is casing. think the character jumble thing has just gotten lazy.
word verifiqation: mistmog
cant believe it took out a shark?! thats effed up
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