Just thought I'd share a creepy sort of story with y'all.
So, I wanted to purchase a used something and I found a good deal on Craigslist. So I go to meet up with the guy at a Tim Hortons and this HUGE two-hundred-sixty pound fella turns out to be the one I'm supposed to meet up with. The customary small talk.
"Hello."
"Hi."
"I'm Che *it means Six*"
"Jason. You're very pretty."
" - Thank you."
*meaningless conversation continues*
"You're very pretty."
"Thank you. So about the thing."
"Yeah"
*coversation about the something*
"... You really are very pretty."
"I'm sorry. I have to go. It was nice meeting you."
*got the hell out of there*
I had Heebies and Heebies after that and a side of HOLY-SHIT-HE-WAS-GOING-TO-RAPE-AND-EAT-MEs. Lesson learned. Only meet people off Craigslist in very public places and be closer to the exit then they are.
On a vaguely related note. I was checked out and smiled at by a very pretty boy on Saturday night. No, I'm not gay, but to catch the attention of a gay pretty boy is kind of an achievement.
zQ
Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
- Toronto, Canada
- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
4 comments:
AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!! So I'm assuming you didn't get the item, oh boy. I suggest changing your user name on craigslist also to avoid stalkers. I agree with the gay pretty boy checking you out thing tho, that is a compliment.
I got a cool almost word word verif: readerr
LOL! Aww, poor you! Musta been freaky. Serves you right for meeting up with some strange random off of the internet! Be safer!
MY that's a freaky story. But good on you getting the attention of a gay pretty boy. :P
Well, you've always known you're a pretty boy, but COME ON - did you JUST realise that gay guys find you attractive?
Ok..this is the ONLY time I will say this in public (because there are very very few other things I hate doing more) - You are a very very pretty boy!
Hell... I would say that you're prettier than many girls I've seen.
That is all.
(Now, I must go and peel that off my record)
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