Just thought I'd share a creepy sort of story with y'all.
So, I wanted to purchase a used something and I found a good deal on Craigslist. So I go to meet up with the guy at a Tim Hortons and this HUGE two-hundred-sixty pound fella turns out to be the one I'm supposed to meet up with. The customary small talk.
"Hello."
"Hi."
"I'm Che *it means Six*"
"Jason. You're very pretty."
" - Thank you."
*meaningless conversation continues*
"You're very pretty."
"Thank you. So about the thing."
"Yeah"
*coversation about the something*
"... You really are very pretty."
"I'm sorry. I have to go. It was nice meeting you."
*got the hell out of there*
I had Heebies and Heebies after that and a side of HOLY-SHIT-HE-WAS-GOING-TO-RAPE-AND-EAT-MEs. Lesson learned. Only meet people off Craigslist in very public places and be closer to the exit then they are.
On a vaguely related note. I was checked out and smiled at by a very pretty boy on Saturday night. No, I'm not gay, but to catch the attention of a gay pretty boy is kind of an achievement.
zQ
June 29, 2009
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AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!! So I'm assuming you didn't get the item, oh boy. I suggest changing your user name on craigslist also to avoid stalkers. I agree with the gay pretty boy checking you out thing tho, that is a compliment.
I got a cool almost word word verif: readerr
LOL! Aww, poor you! Musta been freaky. Serves you right for meeting up with some strange random off of the internet! Be safer!
MY that's a freaky story. But good on you getting the attention of a gay pretty boy. :P
Well, you've always known you're a pretty boy, but COME ON - did you JUST realise that gay guys find you attractive?
Ok..this is the ONLY time I will say this in public (because there are very very few other things I hate doing more) - You are a very very pretty boy!
Hell... I would say that you're prettier than many girls I've seen.
That is all.
(Now, I must go and peel that off my record)
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