138th - Week in Review.

So, my blog about belly button lint got more responses than a bunch of my previous blogs. When I expressed my concerns [griped, pissed and moaned, whatever. Yes, I'm a self-indulgent narcissist. Deal with it.], the response I got was, "your blog has become too weird." I'm going to tone it down a little. I'm going to rip off Horse's blog and make a questionnaire thing. I will try to keep it interesting though. Feel free to copy and paste your answers into the comments section.

One week in...

01. New Year's Resolutions. any of you may have already broken or kept.
I made none because any time in the past I have made any, they've undone themselves within a few days. Or last year, they conflicted with each other. My attempts to not be so mean were thwarted by my attempts to not lie so much and tell people exactly what I'm thinking/feeling.

02. Time wasted. seven days. how much time have you already wasted.
I win this one hands down. I spent the six to eight hours after midnight hanging out in the hospital with my brother who was sleeping serenely while I tried to read on an uncomfortable chair. I spent a good chunk of one day curled up on what seems to be my new favorite spot in the basement.

03. New People. births, new friends, homeless dude who mugged you.
I made one new friend. She's Lebanese. Has a strange thing about Snow White. Led me to think about why girls develop a personal connection with one Disney princess and why it's never Kida from Atalantis. Except Shiv. Shiv is all about the Kida. I guess Rosie is into short guys with beards. Yes, Rosie, we make fun of people on this blog.

04. Revelations. "use your other HAND!!" not that kind. seriously. what the hell? also, props to whomever understood that.
I have made fairly bad decisions for myself. Like driving away four seconds too early or that bit with the licorice. Yes, that was in the previous year but whatever.

05. Goals. not resolutions. things you actually plan on achieving. landing a job, sugar daddy, plane, etc.
My goal is school. Or at least the damn applications. It's starting to bum me out. Also, i just realized, I bummed out my blog. The next one should fix that right up.

06. New Year Booty. take a moment, think back.
There really is no reason for this to be here but everyone can take a moment to reflect on the booty they've received in the past week and smile to themselves for a minute. If none, fear not. There's a whole year ahead of you. Also, I am not endorsing anyone getting freaky with anyone else. be chaste!!

07. Blond Moments. dumb shit you've already done and wish you could take back even though nobody may have seen it.
So far this year I've been pretty good regarding the blond stuff. Not to worry, there are still fifty-one weeks to go, I won't disappoint. I think I've already had one but I don't remember it. Good old goldfish memory.

08. Purchases. this doesn't need explanation.
Shocking news. I have bought nothing. I bought some groceries, gas, Red Bull, candy and DVDs for Biggs. The DVDs were for Biggs, not the other stuff. None of which really count. Is Momin breathing?

09. Awkward Moments. stuff you've done in public or walked in on something you wish you hadn't. That burning sensation in your face, everyone saw it.
Oh dear God, yes. I've had one of those already. I'm just going to sit here and smile about it and try to look a little sorry.


There you have it. What have you done so far? Feel free to throw in whatever else you like.


zQ

p.s. Happy New Year.