My shutout attempt was thwarted by a couple of dudes who watch American Idol and a girl who thought Jesus was a Christian up until an embarrassing age.
Fu*K!
zQ
Ill Advised Readings
- sixth lie
- Toronto, Canada
- Methinks filling this area would be purpose defeating. It would also soften the blunt trauma the unsuspecting reader would receive whilst reading. If you don’t know me, really, why are you reading this? Instead of rambling on about myself, which I will do plenty, I’m going to list books I’ve enjoyed over the years. - The Witches by Roald Dahl - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaimen - The God of Small Things by Arundati Roy - Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh - The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk - Going Postal by Terry Pratchett - American Gods by Neil Gaimen - The Sandman by Neil Gaimen - 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello - Fables by Bill Willingham - Kabuki by David Mack - Preacher by Garth Ennis - Planetary by Warren Ellis - The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien - All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland - Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis - Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh - Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo - The Killing Joke by Alan Moore - The Bookdocks by Aaron McGruder - Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson - The Potter Books by J.K. Rowling - Necroscope by Brian Lumely - Perfume by Patrick Suskind
6 comments:
You're right, I did think Jesus was Christian for quite some time. Pretty mortifying. But after all the trash talking, and your overshot confidence in achieving your shutout, that game was so much more embarrassing than my misguided Jesus beliefs. Especially since the girl who believed Jesus was Christian killed you 3 times before you killed anybody. Ouch.
bwahahah. I shot you right in your cocky face. The best was your first attempt when you got killed in the first 10 seconds of the game.
Also, you say me and Iq watch Idol, yet while we were watching you were the only one saying "You should have seen the dude who was on yetserday...." Or "Thats nothing compared to this awful person who was on yesterdays espisode" Who watches Idol now jackass?
are we talking about halo? im confused and bored. dangerous combination. i'm gonna go play with matches...
Amaan!!! *hugs*
hey man!! what does jesus have to do with halo?!?
She totally kicked ur butt, and she deserves props for that!
u evil cocky b*stard, who likes 'so you think you can dance'!!! :-P
you cant shut out the iqster. please!
I gotta admit i was surprised the group of us ended up watching Idol
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